I F--k Sl--ts
Bo Burnham

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.

Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.

No if's, and's or but's. I fuck sluts.

I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,

You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,

But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.

Boo to the nice girls. Praise be to slut fucking!

I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.

I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.

So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.

Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,

Suck it slut, slut fucking bucket-list.

Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.

They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones.


Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.

But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.

These sluts can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.

They can talk about science, music, or art.

They can put you together or they can pull you apart.

But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.

They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.

And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware

Of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there.


So, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. We all learned something.


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