You know that I am called the CountnBecause I really love to f**knSometimes I sit and f**k all daynSometimes I get carried awaynnI f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting fasternOnce I’ve started f**king it’s really hard to stopnFaster, faster. It is so exciting!nI could f**k forever, f**k until I dropnn1! 2! 3! 4!n1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4nI love f**kingnWhatever the amount!n1! 2! 3! 4!n1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4nThat’s the song of the Count!nnI f**k the spiders on the wall…nI f**k the cobwebs in the hall…nI f**k the candles on the shelf…nWhen I’m alone, I f**k myself!nnI f**k slowly, slowly, slowly getting fasternOnce I’ve started f**king it’s really hard to stopnFaster, faster. It is so exciting!nI could f**k forever, f**k until I dropn1! 2! 3! 4!n1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4nI love f**king!nWhatever the amount!n1! 2! 3! 4!n1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4nThat’s the song of the Count!nn…f**k.