Well, I'm the girl for every high school guynYeah, i got everythingnA little shirt, and a skirt so highnEvery month you can spot a cotton tampon stringnnI'll drop my books and then I'll bendnAnd then I'll bend a little morenEverybody thinks Ashley's my best friendnWell, that bitch is a whorenWith a a capital H-O-A-RnnIgnorance is blissnWho needs feminism with an ass like this?nnAnd a capital H-O-A-RnYou guys, likin' what you see?n'Cause the beauty's on the insidenYou might as well go inside mennWell I'm the guy for that high school girlnOh yeah, partyin' is my lifenIn a few hours I'll be hittin' the gymnAnd in a few years I'll be hittin' my wifennYou know, I like to hang loosenNo way! So does my crotchnWell, I hope you brought your man juicen'Cause I bought scotchnWith a Capital One no hassle card stolen from my dadnDignity's overrated, Self-respect's a fadnnWell, I'm like a game of baseballncause theres something you might catchnnWell, and if you put out, I'd say that we're a perfectnI'd say there a perfectnI guess that we're a perfect matchna perfect matchna perfect match.