WTF
Elle Varner

I was asleep when I heard the alarm
So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(They stole my xm radio)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And a pack of gum)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
He never misses my call so I stopped by
And when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Honey?)
Found him in bed with (what the?) the mail man

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(What a way to find out!)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(What the f**k now?)
What the f**k? (Wow!) What the f**k?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know it's late but I needed to breathe
Just when I thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like Hey gimme your purse!

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(Said: You got to be fucking kidding me!)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(He said: Actually I'm not)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
(Ain't you ever been robbed?)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what I've been through tonight
To begin, I just found my man and another man,
If you understand. He said: Well I be damned

What the f**k? What the f**k?
(Baby it's too bad)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(Either way I'm still taking your bag)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the f**k? What the f**k?
(So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And all that lip gloss in it)

For the first time of the night I was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course'Ђ¦
Before'Ђ¦
I realized my keys were in the bag'Ђ¦
Hahahaha!


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