Hi-ya! {oh yeah played backwards}nHey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let's take it to the stage, suckernHave no fear, (get it on!) MacFunk is here. Ha!nDoin' it to the maxnSlick Brick! How's your loose booty?nLaughin' atchanLet me tighten it upnGet it onnYeahnnEverybody funking and don't know hownThey shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cownHe funked her so hard they saw some smokenHe said, let's get in the bed and funk like folksnLaughin' at ya (ha!)nFunk used to be a bad wordnnChorus:n(sung by the group, interspersed with stuff from George and others)nSittin in the woods upon a lognFinger on the triggernMy eyes on a hognAnd I sat back.nLaughin atcha!nn(Say it loud!)nSittin in the woods upon a logn(I'm funky and I'm proud)nFinger on the triggernMy eyes on a hognAnd I sat backn(Talking 'bout you the Godfather)nLaughin atcha!n(Godmother!)nSittin in the woods upon a logn(Grandfather! Heh!)nFinger on the triggern(Fool and the Gang!)nMy eyes on a hognAnd I sat back.n(They call us the funk mob!)nLaughin atcha!n(Dig!)n(Get it on)nnLittle miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THCnAlong came a spider, slid down beside hernSaid: what's in the bag bitchnShe said I'm laughin' at ya, ha, ha!n(Hey Fool and the Gang!)nFunk used to be a bad wordn(Let's get it on! Let's take it to the stage)nMotherfunk younHit it!nnSittin in the woods upon a logn(Good god!)nFinger on the triggernMy eyes on a hognAnd I sat back.n(Earth, hot air, and no fire)nLaughin atcha!n(They call us the funk mob)nHa, ha, ha, ha!nnSittin in the woods upon a lognFinger on the triggernMy eyes on a hognAnd I sat back.n(In your loose booty)nLaughin atcha!n(Ha! Dig)nSlick and the family brick...whatcha you doing?nLet's take it highernHey Sloofus...tell us something goodnHa ha ha!nn(Laaaallala, lalalala) Those Crazios (Crazios!)n New type thing (New type thing)n Brand new funk (Brand new funk)nHa!nCrazier than a sex maniac in a whorehouse with a credit card!nnSay it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud (doing it to death!)nSay it loud, I'm funky and I'm proud (ha ha ha!)nnSittin in the woods upon a logn(Get it!)n(Hey Sloofus!)nFinger on the triggernMy eyes on a hogn(Tell us something good)nAnd I sat back.n(Let's take it to the stage)nLaughin atcha!nn(Funk used to be a bad word!)n(Hey where's the godfather at?)nSittin in the woods upon a lognFinger on the triggern(Now everybody trying to get down)nMy eyes on a hognAnd I sat back.n(Tell him, when in doubt, vamp!)nLaughin atcha!n(Ha, ha, ha!)n(On the one!)nnSittin in the woods upon a logn(Tricky Dick wasn't worried about no incriminating Watergate)nFinger on the triggernMy eyes on a hogn(Information being on those tapes)nAnd I sat back.n(That sucker didn't want y'all to dig on him trying to cop)nLaughin atcha!n(An ounce of that p-blow!)nnSittin in the woods upon a logn(Now he's a-laughin' at you...yeah)nFinger on the triggernMy eyes on a hognAnd I sat back.n(They call us the funk mob)nLaughin atcha!n('Cuz they funky in the White House too.)n(Let's take it to the stage, y'all)n(Hit it)