Chanukah is the Festival of Lights,Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,Heres a new list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wineThen spins a dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin KleinGuess who gives and recieves lots of Chanukah toys:The girls from Veruca Salt, and all three Beastie BoysLennie Kravitz is half Jewish; Courtney Love is half too,Put them together, what a funky bad-ass Jew! We got Harvey Keitel, and Flash Dancer Jennifer BealsYasmin Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish,and yes, her boobs are real!Put on that yarmulke, its time for Chanukah,Two time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffman-akah celebrates ChanukahO.J. Simpson, still not a Jew!But guess who is: The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo.Scooby Doo!Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's backMary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish,'Cause we're pretty good in the sackGuess who got Bar Mitzvah'd on the PGA tour:No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods,I'm talking about Mr. Happy GilmoreSo many Jews are in the show biz,Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish,But my mother thinks he isTell Daryl Lamonica, its time to celebrate ChanukahIt's not pronounced Chanukah, The C is silent in ChanukahSo read your Hooked on PhonickahGet drunk in TijuanaikahIf you really, really wannakahHave a happy, happy, happy, happyChanukahHappy Chanukah!
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