(telephone rings)I'll be up in a few! Hello?Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man.Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank youfor remembering, thank you.My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today?Nothing special. Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kidsgave me a tie and some socks, terrific.That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. IFedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow.(Gasp) Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you. What is it?It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow.Aww, come on, give me a hint at least. Can I ride it? CanI eat it?Nope.Can I fuck it?Ahaha, no.Can it fuck me?No.Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?No.Can it blow me?No....Is it something I can blow?No...Can I fuck it?You already asked me that...If I take it apart, are there individual parts that I can fuck?I don't think so...Fair enough... If I sit on it for a while, will I cum?Noooo....Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with?Sid! No!If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined?I think...Does it sweat?Noo...Is it something that can be used like... a pussy?That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it...My bad... Does it get big if you touch it?No...Does it get hard if you touch it?Nooo...If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad?Look, you can't blow it, man, we already talked about that...Right, okay... let's say I'm stranded on a desert island withjust this item... am I getting a rim job?NO!Can I fuck it?NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster!Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at thesame time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toasterthis weekend?Don't mind if i doo doo....Hahaha, oh, AlexHahaha, oh, Sid...
Related Songs
The New Symphony Sid - Van Morrison
The New Symphony Sid - Georgie Fame
Demons - Chelsea Wolfe
Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument - South Park
Bounce House Demons - Chelsea Wolfe
Wake up Wendy - Elton John - South Park
Now Hear Dis - Prodigy
Sid and Nancy - NOFX
Sid Vicious Song - Kabezabolo Manolo
Love Kills - Ramones
Sid And Nancy - Fight
LOVE KILLS - The Ramones
She'd Be Far Better Off With You - Various Artists
In Particular - Blonde Redhead
Falling Slowly - Alex & Sierra
Puppy toy - Tricky
Jessica - Dir En Grey
Smart Alex - The Adicts
A Guy Named Sid, Pt. 4: Judge - Spocks Beard
Sid Vicious Was Innocent - Guttermouth
Hier Kommt Alex - Callejon
E' Stato Un Viaggio - Alex Baroni
A Bitter Broken Memory - Atreyu
Live To Labor - Atreyu
Start To Break - Atreyu
I Would Kill / Lie / Die (For You) - Atreyu
Sid Vicious Was Innocent - Exploited
Mermaid Song - Various Artists
The Return Of Alex - Die Toten Hosen
The Return of Alex [Hier Kommt Alex]...
Long Live - Atreyu
Hier Kommt Alex - Die Toten Hosen
Alex - Girls
Alex Kona - Strand Of Oaks
Symphony Sid intro into Stardust - Dave Brubeck
Jumpin' With Symphony Sid - Joe Jackson
Coming In Loud - Bullet
Bid Sid, Legend - Blackberry Winter
Johnny Tulloch - Rankin Family
Cut Off The Head - Atreyu
If I Die, Will You Die? - Snfu
Its Impossible - Wayne Sid
Introduce Me A Good Man - SNSD
La Seven - Alejandro Fernandez
Alex - Emilie Mover
Alex - Punch Brothers
Alex - Ghostface Killah
1998 - Rancid
Bag It - Peaches
Reckless - Atreyu
Cult Hero Come Home [demo] - My Favorite
Herman's Door - Nina Hagen
Jessica (English Version) - Dir En Grey
Moments Before Dawn - Atreyu
Cheating - Alex & Sierra
Barbie Jeep - Kitty Pryde
Scarecrow - Alex & Sierra
La Tour Eiffel siderale - Arthur H
Madan - Martin Solveig
Madan (Exotic Disco Mix) - Martin Solveig
Next Stop Batteries - Avoid One Thing
Madan - Salif Keita
Sid + Nancy - The Fight
Sid [Instrumental] - Randy Newman
Sid Icarus - Machinae Supremacy
Laika - Arcade Fire
Neighborhood #2 (laika) - Arcade Fire
Mas Halla Del Dolor - G6
Neighborhood #2 - Arcade Fire
Sand in My Face - 10cc
Sand In My Face - 10 Cc
Play - Alex Wiley
Hold Your Breath - Jamisonparker
Fake Fake Eyes...
Evil’s Trick (feat. Michael Swank)...
Tenement Lady - T.Rex
Tenement Lady - T. Rex
Neighborhood #2 (Laïka) - Arcade Fire
Love Changes Everything - Various Artists
Schlumpfozid Im Stadtgebiet - Jbo
En particulier - Blonde Redhead
Bye, Bye Alex - Die Toten Hosen
LEAVE THAT THING ALONE - Rush
LIMBO - Rush
Alex Original - Chelsea Original
A Gothic Overture - Macbeth
Red Pill - Alex Wiley
Brass Balls - Atreyu
Japanese (feat. Twista) - Alex Wiley
Otegami - Sid
Virtual Bansankai - SID
Monochrome Kiss - SID
Junkan - SID
Kara No Binsen, Sora E No Tegami - SID
Mousou Nikki - SID
Sweet? - SID
Ringo Ame - SID
Noirowoze Party - SID
Rinjin - SID
Sono Daisho - SID
Owakare No Uta - SID
Re: Dreamer - SID
Yell - SID
Mitsuyubi - SID
Toge To Neko - SID
Watashi Wa Ame - SID
Otegami (Japanese Version) - SID
Bad History - SID
V.I.P - SID
Aikagi - SID
Uso - SID
Hitsuyouaku - SID
Ajisai - SID
Ni Dome No Kanojo - SID
Bye, Bye, Alex - Die Toten Hosen
Bara Bara Bere Bere - Alex Ferrari
Slyd (Alex Burkat Remix) - !!!
Alex Cortex – Oh Yeah - Cassy
Zombie (Feat. Alex Good) - Carousel Kings
Alex Sparky (Progressive Mix) - Chronos
Smokin' - Ren And Stimpy
Summer Dem (Alex Metric Remix) - Basement Jaxx
Circular Progression Alex O'Rion Remix - Dinka
WHERE'S MY THING - Rush
Stay The Same (Alex Gopher Dub) - Benny Benassi
Living for Something (Alex Maas Remix)...
Doubter - Alex Barck & Jonatan Ba¨ckelie...
I Don't Mind [Alex Dezen Cover] ...
Heartbeats And Flatlines - Atreyu
Rebirth - Agressor
AutoKratz - Stay The Same (Alex Gopher Dub)...
Time Of The Moon (Alex Theory & Gaudi Remix)...
Everithing That I Need (feat. Alex Fresh Project) ...
All I Need (Alex Dimitri Remix – Traxsource Excl...
You'll Be Alright (Alex Sisto Rmx) (Feat. Dax)...
When I Close My Eyes (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Vocal Club M...
Fake Fake Eyes...
Barabbas - Agressor
CHEMISTRY - Rush
Leis An Lurgain - Rankin Family
Alex Chilton [Alternate Version] [#][*]...
Alex Chilton - Replacements
Do You Know Who You Are? - Atreyu
Forever - Macbeth
Black Heaven - Macbeth
Thy Mornful Lover - Macbeth
Defender - Aesop Rock
Five-String Gibson Mastertone - Ed Newberg
Hammertime - Jimmy Fallon
Hall Of The Scarlets - Macbeth
THE MOON LOOKS DOWN AND LAUGHS - Billie Holiday
Rockabilly Peace - Die ärzte
Not Spring, Love, Or Cherry Blossoms...
Boston Tea Party - Fish
What Is Punk? - The Mr. T Experience
Seachran Charn tSiaill - Clannad
Rockabilly Peace - Die Ärzte
Birth Of The Fallen Angel - Pandaemonium
Magic Alex - Ted Eliason
The Twilight Melancholy - Macbeth
THE MOON LOOKS DOWN AND LAUGHS - Holiday Billie
Oh Alex - The Wild
For Alex - Ghost Thrower
St. Alex - GlassJaw
Alex Theme - Akira Yamaoka
ALEX CHILTON - The Replacements
Alex T - Russian Red
Alex Chilton - Patty Griffin
Alex English - Dance Gavin Dance
Xerox - S.o.d
Xerox - S.o.d. (stormtroopers Of Death)
The Other Side Of The Coin - Mortification
Countdown - Unseen
Trevor Roolz (A Lot) - hellogoodbye
Hold Me Down - Alex Faith
The Closeness - All The Right Moves
Stereo Hearts - Alex G
Abuse of SID - Hurt
Sid (Instrumental) [Instrumental] - Randy Newman
Snap (Sycho Sid) - Wrestling Lyrics
Ballad of Sid - U.S. Bombs
Gimme More (SID) - Machinae Supremacy
The Dark Kiss Of My Angel - Macbeth
What's That Noise - S.o.d.
I Still Love You - Babyface
A Guy Named Sid, Pt. 2: Same Old Story...
Xerox - S.O.D.
Never Been Down - Beenie Man
Overloaded - Agressor
Journey Of A Lifetime - Various Artists
Them Girls - Alex
I Miss You Most - Alex To
Anything But Lonely - Various Artists
Lay You Down Easy - Magic
On The Way To Hell - Paul Gilbert
Fool In The Mirror - Guy Clark
We Know How To Live - Cock Sparrer
Aiaio Radi Radio - Bijelo Dugme
Go Back Home - U.S. Bombs
Alex Descends Into Hell For A Bottle Of Milk/Korov...