What is the malted liquor.(beer)What gets you drunker quicker?What comes in bottles or in cans?(beer)Can't get enough of it,(beer)How we really love it,(beer)Makes me think I'm a man,(beer)I can kiss and hug it,(beer)But I'd rather chug it,(beer)Fill my belly up to here,(beer)I could not refuse a,(beer)I could really use a,(beer)Beer, beer, beer.I can't remember how much I have had,I drank a twelve pack with my dad, burp!That's my son the drunken manly stud,I'm proud to be his bud,Here have some pretzels,No!I'll call it quits,Those things give me the Schlitz!Drink with your family,Drink it with your friends,Drink till you're fat,Stomach distends,Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,We like to drink till we spew,EwWho cares if we get fat,I'll drink to that,As we sing once more.What is the malted liquor,What gets you drunker quicker,What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)Can't get enough of it,(beer)How we really love it,(beer)Makes me think I'm a man,(beer)I can kiss and hug it,(beer)But I'd rather chug it,(beer)Fill my belly up to here,(beer)Golly I adore it,(beer)Come on dammit pour it,Do it for me,Brew it for me,Feed it to me,Speed it to me.(beer)The most wonderful drink in the world.Hooray
Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
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