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Whatever You Like
Weird Al Yankovic

Hey girl, you know, our economy's in the toilet

But I'm still gonna treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like

Yeah



Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice

And we can clip coupons all night

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like

Yeah



Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please

Like Burger King or Mickey D's

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like

I said you can even have the large fries, large fries

Yeah



Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy

When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply

Want it, you can get it, my dear

I got my Costco membership card right here



Yeah you like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?

Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it

Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it



Pork and beans and Minute Rice

And we can play cribbage all night

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like

Yeah



I can take you to the Laundromat downtown

And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round

And baby we can go wherever you like, if you like

I said we can go wherever you like, if you like

Yeah



Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo

You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio

Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold

Buy you a bagel even if it is a day old



And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes

Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl


You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll



My chick can have what she want

At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want

I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that

Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that



Yeah you like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday

But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash

Do you think you could chip in for gas?



Mac and cheese would be all right

But let's send out for pizza tonight

And you can order any toppings you like, if you like

I said you can even have the last slice, last slice

Yeah



Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do', do'

Now I can get free HBO

And baby you can watch whatever you like, if you like

I said you can watch whatever you like, if you like

Yeah



And you can always ride the city bus

Got a stack of tokens just for us

Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones

Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right



You want White Castle? Need White Castle?

Long as you got me it won't be no hassle

You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later



Thrift store jeans, on sale half price

The underwear at Goodwill is nice

And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like

I said you can have whatever you like, if you like

Yeah



Baby I can give you anything you please

Even share my government cheese

And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like

I said you can go have as much as you like, if you like

Yeah


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  Ebay   Elmo's Got A Gun   Everything You Know Is Wrong   Fast Food   Fat   Fatter   Finale   First World Problems   Flatbush Avenue   Foil   food medley as performed in 1985 - 01   food medley as performed in 1985 - 02   food medley as performed in 1985 - 03   food medley as performed in 1985 - 04   food medley as performed in 1985 - 05   food medley as performed in 1985 - 06   food medley as performed in 1985 - 07   food medley as performed in 1985 - 08   food medley as performed in 1985 - 09   food medley as performed in 1985 - 10   food medley as performed in 1985 - 11   food medley as performed in 1985 - 12   food medley as performed in 1985 - 13   Frank's 2000' Tv   Frank's 2000" Tv   Frank's 2000\" TV   Frank's 2000" Tv   Free Delivery   Fun Zone   Gandhi Ii   Gee, I'm A Nerd   Gee, I'm A Nerd   Generic Blues   Genious In France   Genius in France   George Of The Jungle   Germs   Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch   Girls Just Want to Have Lunch   Good Enough For Now   Good Old Days   Gotta Boogie   Grapefruit Diet   Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" By Che...   Gravy On You   Green Eggs & Ham   Green Eggs And Ham   Gump   Gump (Parody of "Lump" by the Presidents of the Un...   Handy   Happy Birthday   Hardware Store   Harvey The Wonder Hamster   Headline News   Headline News (Version 2)   Headline News (Version 3)   Here's Johnny   Here's Johnny   Hit Me With A Rock   Holiday Greetings 1987   Holiday Greetings 1988   Homer & Marge   Homer And Marge   Hooked On Polkas   Hooker On A Corner   Hooker On Corner   Hummingbirds   I Can't Watch This   I Can't Watch This   I Feel Like Throwin' Up   I Feel Like Throwin' Up   I Hate Big Butts   I Lost On Jeopardy   I Love Rocky Road   I Remember Larry   I Think I'm A Clone Now   I Think I'm A Clone Now   I Want A New Duck   I Want It That Way   I Was Only Kidding   I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead   I'll Repair For You   I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement...   I'll Sue Ya   I'm Fat   I'm So Sick Of You   I\'m So Sick Of You   I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead   I'll Repair For You   I'll Sue Ya   I'm So Sick Of You   If I Could Make Love To A Bottle   If That Isn't Love   If That Isn't Love   Iguana   Im a Wigga   Im The Only Gay Eskimo   Inactive   Introduction   Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two   Isle Thing   It's All About The Pentiums   It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It'...   It's Christmas At Ground Zero   It's Moldy Now   It's Still Billy Joel To Me   It\'s All About The Pentiums   It's All About The Pentiums   It's Moldy Now   It's Still Billy Joel To Me   Its All About The Pentiums   Jackson Park Express   Jerry Springer   Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" By BareNaked ...   Jurassic Park   Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion   King Of Suede   Lame Claim To Fame   Lasagna   Laundry Day   Leisure Suit Serenade   Let Me Be Your Hog   Let's Bomb Iraq   Like A Surgeon   Livin' In The Fridge   Living With A Hernia   Llama Song   Make My Boobies 1 More Size   Make My Boobies One More Size   Matter Of Crust   Melanie   Midnight Star   Midnight Star [*]   Mission Statement   Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm   Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies   Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies   Mr Frump In The Iron Lung   Mr Popiel   Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung   Mr. Popeil   My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder   My Baby\'s In Love With Eddie Vedder   My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder   My Bologna   My Own Eyes   Nature Trail To Hell   Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me   Night Santa Went Crazy   Nobody Here But Us Frogs   Now That's What I Call Polka   NOW That's What I Call Polka!   Now That's What I Call Polka   Ode to a Superhero   One More Minute   One Of Those Days   Pac Man   Pacman   Pancreas   Pancreas   Party at the Leper Colony   Party In The CIA   Party In The CIA   Perform This Way   Phoney Calls   Phony Calls   Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)   Pigeons   Please Don't Wear Your Thong (Thong Song Parody)   Polka Face   Polka Face   Polka Face   Polka Party   Polka Party!   Polka Party!   Polka Patterns   Polka Power!   Polka Your Eyes Out   Polkamon   Polkarama!   Polkas On 45   Poodle   Pretty Fly For A Rabbi   Pretty Fly For A Rabi   RealRadio 104.1   Rice, Rice Baby   Ricky   Ringtone   Rocky Road   Rye Or The Kaiser   School Cafeteria - Version 1   School Cafeteria - Version 2   Shark   She Drives Like Crazy   She Never Told Me She Was A Mime   Since You're Been Gone   Since You've Been Gone   Since You've Been Gone - Live   Since You\'ve Been Gone   Since You've Been Gone   Six Words Long   Skipper Dan   Slime Creatures From Outer Space   Smells Like Nirvana   Smoke A Bowl   Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody)   Snack All Night   Snails   Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut   Spam   Spameater   Spatula City   Sports Song   Spy Hard   Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard)   Star Wars Cantina   Star Wars Copa Cabana   Star Wars Gangsta Rap   Star Wars Gangster Rap   Star Wars: The Saga Begins   Steak Number 3   Stop Draggin' My Car Around   Stop Draggin' My Car Around   Stop Dragging My Car Around   Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me   Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White   Such A Groovy Guy   Syndicated Inc.   Syndicated Inc. 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This Is A Digrace   Yoda   Yoda Chant   You Don't Love Me Anymore   You Don't Take Your Showers   You Don't Love Me Anymore   You Light Up My Life   You Make Me   You're Pitiful   Young, Dumb & Ugly   Young, Dumb & Ugly   Young, Dumb, and Ugly   your horoscope 4 today   Your Horoscope For Today

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