Weird Al YankovicMiscellaneousYoung, Dumb, and UglyWe're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudesMost of our brain cells are goneWe were born to be bad..you better not get us madOr we just might toilet paper your lawnWe got a reputation 'round these partsWe only leave a 10% tipSometimes we don't return our shopping cartsStay out of our way and don't you give us no lip'Cause we're Young, Dumb and UglyThat's what we areWe're so Young, Dumb and UglyWe wear black leather in the hottest weatherYou can't imagine the smellWe got three-day stubble, our name spells troubleT-R-U-B-E-LRaisin' hell, bending the rules just a littleWe're living only for thrillsWe squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middleAnd wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills'Cause we're Young, Dumb and UglyYou better believe itWe're Young, Dumb and UglyI'll tell you againWe're so Young, Dumb and UglyWe're comin to your townYeah, we're so Young, Dumb and UglyWe're wild reckless men, we're on a rampage againWe drive with just one hand on the wheelDanger's in our soul, we're goin' out of controlSwimmin' right after a big heavy mealWe're there whenever trouble's startin'We're rebels without a clueWe drink milk right from the cartonAnd we keep our library books till they're way overdue'Cause we're Young, Dumb and UglyThat's what we areWe're so Young, Dumb and UglyYou can't stop usWe're Young (we're so Young) Dumb and UglySo uglyYoung, Dumb and Ugly
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Amish Paridise Amoeba Angry White Boy Polka Angry White Boy Polka (Medley) Another One Rides The Bus Another One Rides the Bus [Live] Another Tattoo Another Tattoo [Video] Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N... Avocado Baby Got Jack Baby Likes Burping Barney's On Fire Barney's On Fire Bedrock Anthem Belvedere Cruising Bob Bob (best version) Bohemian Polka Bologna Bomb Sadam Born To Be Mild Buckingham Blues Burger King Buy Me A Condo Cable TV Cabletv Callin' In Sick Callin\' In Sick Callin' In Sick Canadian Idiot Canadian Idiot Cat's In The Kettle Cavity Search Cavity Search (Parody of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss... Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Chewbacca What A Wookie Chicken Pot Pie Christmas At Ground Zero Christmas Memories Of 'Weird Al' Yankovic Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Qu... Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic Close but No Cigar Close But No Cigar CNR Cockroaches Cockroachs Confessions Part III Confessions Part III Confessions Part III Constipated Constipated (AAvril Lavigne "Complicated" parody) Couch Potato Cows With Guns Craigslist Crampton Comes Alive Dare To Be Stupid Dead Car Battery Blues Do I Creep You Out Do I Creep You Out Dog Eat Dog Don't Download This Song Don't Touch That Don't Wear Those Shoes Don't You Forget About Meat Don't Download This Song Don't Touch That Don't Wear Those Shoes Don't You Forget About Meat Dr. Demento Radio Promo Dr. Demento's 15Th Anniversary Special Dr. Demento's 15Th Anniversary Special E-Bay Eat It Eat It! Ebay Elmo's Got A Gun Everything You Know Is Wrong Fast Food Fat Fatter Finale First World Problems Flatbush Avenue Foil food medley as performed in 1985 - 01 food medley as performed in 1985 - 02 food medley as performed in 1985 - 03 food medley as performed in 1985 - 04 food medley as performed in 1985 - 05 food medley as performed in 1985 - 06 food medley as performed in 1985 - 07 food medley as performed in 1985 - 08 food medley as performed in 1985 - 09 food medley as performed in 1985 - 10 food medley as performed in 1985 - 11 food medley as performed in 1985 - 12 food medley as performed in 1985 - 13 Frank's 2000' Tv Frank's 2000" Tv Frank's 2000\" TV Frank's 2000" Tv Free Delivery Fun Zone Gandhi Ii Gee, I'm A Nerd Gee, I'm A Nerd Generic Blues Genious In France Genius in France George Of The Jungle Germs Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch Girls Just Want to Have Lunch Good Enough For Now Good Old Days Gotta Boogie Grapefruit Diet Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" By Che... Gravy On You Green Eggs & Ham Green Eggs And Ham Gump Gump (Parody of "Lump" by the Presidents of the Un... Handy Happy Birthday Hardware Store Harvey The Wonder Hamster Headline News Headline News (Version 2) Headline News (Version 3) Here's Johnny Here's Johnny Hit Me With A Rock Holiday Greetings 1987 Holiday Greetings 1988 Homer & Marge Homer And Marge Hooked On Polkas Hooker On A Corner Hooker On Corner Hummingbirds I Can't Watch This I Can't Watch This I Feel Like Throwin' Up I Feel Like Throwin' Up I Hate Big Butts I Lost On Jeopardy I Love Rocky Road I Remember Larry I Think I'm A Clone Now I Think I'm A Clone Now I Want A New Duck I Want It That Way I Was Only Kidding I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I'll Repair For You I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement... I'll Sue Ya I'm Fat I'm So Sick Of You I\'m So Sick Of You I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I'll Repair For You I'll Sue Ya I'm So Sick Of You If I Could Make Love To A Bottle If That Isn't Love If That Isn't Love Iguana Im a Wigga Im The Only Gay Eskimo Inactive Introduction Introduction - Carnival Of The Animals Part Two Isle Thing It's All About The Pentiums It's All About the Pentiums (An Adaptation of "It'... It's Christmas At Ground Zero It's Moldy Now It's Still Billy Joel To Me It\'s All About The Pentiums It's All About The Pentiums It's Moldy Now It's Still Billy Joel To Me Its All About The Pentiums Jackson Park Express Jerry Springer Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" By BareNaked ... Jurassic Park Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion King Of Suede Lame Claim To Fame Lasagna Laundry Day Leisure Suit Serenade Let Me Be Your Hog Let's Bomb Iraq Like A Surgeon Livin' In The Fridge Living With A Hernia Llama Song Make My Boobies 1 More Size Make My Boobies One More Size Matter Of Crust Melanie Midnight Star Midnight Star [*] Mission Statement Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Money For Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Mr Frump In The Iron Lung Mr Popiel Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Mr. Popeil My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder My Baby\'s In Love With Eddie Vedder My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder My Bologna My Own Eyes Nature Trail To Hell Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me Night Santa Went Crazy Nobody Here But Us Frogs Now That's What I Call Polka NOW That's What I Call Polka! Now That's What I Call Polka Ode to a Superhero One More Minute One Of Those Days Pac Man Pacman Pancreas Pancreas Party at the Leper Colony Party In The CIA Party In The CIA Perform This Way Phoney Calls Phony Calls Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) Pigeons Please Don't Wear Your Thong (Thong Song Parody) Polka Face Polka Face Polka Face Polka Party Polka Party! Polka Party! Polka Patterns Polka Power! Polka Your Eyes Out Polkamon Polkarama! Polkas On 45 Poodle Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Pretty Fly For A Rabi RealRadio 104.1 Rice, Rice Baby Ricky Ringtone Rocky Road Rye Or The Kaiser School Cafeteria - Version 1 School Cafeteria - Version 2 Shark She Drives Like Crazy She Never Told Me She Was A Mime Since You're Been Gone Since You've Been Gone Since You've Been Gone - Live Since You\'ve Been Gone Since You've Been Gone Six Words Long Skipper Dan Slime Creatures From Outer Space Smells Like Nirvana Smoke A Bowl Smoke A Bowl (Coca Cola Parody) Snack All Night Snails Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut Spam Spameater Spatula City Sports Song Spy Hard Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard) Star Wars Cantina Star Wars Copa Cabana Star Wars Gangsta Rap Star Wars Gangster Rap Star Wars: The Saga Begins Steak Number 3 Stop Draggin' My Car Around Stop Draggin' My Car Around Stop Dragging My Car Around Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Such A Groovy Guy Syndicated Inc. Syndicated Inc. (Parody of "Misery" by Soul Asylum... Tacky Taco Grande Take Me Down Take Me To The Liver Take The "L" Out Of Liver Talk Soup That Boy could Dance The Alternative Polka The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell The Ballad Of Kent Marlow The Beer Song The Beverly Hillbillies Miss You The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Brady Bunch The Check's In The Mail The Check's In The Mail The Devil Went Down To Jamaica The Hot Rocks Polka The Jedi song The Night Santa Went Crazy The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) The Plumbing Song The Rye And The Kaiser The Saga Begins The Saga Begins (american Pie Adaptiton) The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie... The Weird Al Show Theme The White Stuff The Yoda Chant Theme From Rocky XIII Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) This Is The Life Title of The Song in Question TMZ TMZ Toothless People Traffic Jam Trapped in the Drive-Thru Trapped In The Drive-Thru Trapped in the Drive-Thru Trash Day Trash Day (Parody of "Hot in Herre" by Nelly) Trigger Happy Truck Drivin' Song Truck Drivin\' Song Truck Drivin' Song TV Tan Twister Ugly Girl Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody) Ugly Irl UHF UHF [Single Version] Unicorn Velvet Elvis Virus Alert Vulture Waffle King Walking Around In Women's Underwear Wanna B Ur Lovr Wannabe Stromtrooper We Got The Beef We're All Gay (backstreet Boys) Weasel Stomping Day Weasel Stomping Day Weenie In A Bottle Weird Al - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi What If God Smoked Cannabis Whatever You Like When I Was Your Age Which Backstreet Boy is Gay White & Nerdy White & Nerdy White & Nerdy White And Nerdy Whole Lotta Lunch Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Windows 95 Sucks! With Legs Wide Open Won't Eat Prunes Again Word Crimes Yo!!! This Is A Digrace Yoda Yoda Chant You Don't Love Me Anymore You Don't Take Your Showers You Don't Love Me Anymore You Light Up My Life You Make Me You're Pitiful Young, Dumb & Ugly Young, Dumb & Ugly your horoscope 4 today Your Horoscope For Today
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