The Beer Song
South Park

man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,

what comes in bottles or in cans

men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it

men: BEER!

man: how we really love it

men: BEER!

man: makes me think i'm a man

men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it

men: BEER!

man: but i'd rather chug it

men: BEER!

man: got my belly up to here

men: BEER!

man: i cannot refuse a

men: BEER!

man: i could really use a

men: BEER, BEER BEER!

men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.

drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.

drunk man: here, have some pretzels

drunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz

drunken man: ha ha ha.

men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends

man: drink till your fat , stomach distends,

beer, is liquid bread its good for you,

men: we like to drink till we spew, ew

men: who cares if we get fat

man: i'll drink to that

man: as we sing once more

man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,

what comes in bottles or in cans

men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it

men: BEER!

man: how we really love it

men: BEER!

man: makes me think i'm a man

men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it

men: BEER!

man: but i'd rather chug it

men: BEER!

man: fill my belly up to here

men: BEER!

man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,

do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,

men: BEER!

man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)


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