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We Used Your Record As a Beer Coaster
Jed Whitey

Your record could have been OK
If I hit eject instead of hitting play
You're record's really at it's best
When it gives my beer a convenient place to rest

Your lyrics suck and you suck
And hat's what's wrong
You fuckin hippy
Get your head out of that bong
It's just a waste of plastic and a place for putting drinks
We used your record as a beer coaster
Record as a beer coaster

Your record could have been OK
If you found a drummer who could play
Your record could have been alright
But every single fuckin song sounds like Rock and Roll All Night

Your bassist sucks
Your guitar's not loud enough
Tell your singer fuck his big mouth
The dartboard is where you should have stayed
We used your record as a beer coaster
Record as a beer coaster



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