[Mr Garrison]Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problemsWhat is 5x2?C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?[Clyde]12[Mr Garrison]Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not acomplete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.[Kyle]I think I know the answer Mr Garrison![Cartman]Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh![Kyle]Shut up fat boy![Cartman]AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew![Mr Garrison]Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?![Cartman]Jew?[Kyle]No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, youfuckin' fat ass.[Mr Garrison]KYLE![Cartman]Why the fuck not?[Mr Garrison]ERIC![Stan]Dude, you just said fuck again![Mr Garrison]STANLEY![Kenny](muffled) fuck[Mr Garrison]KENNY![Cartman]What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck![Mr Garrison]How would you like to go see the school councellor?![Cartman]How would you like to suck my balls?*big gasp from whole class*[Mr Garrison]WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?![Cartman]Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Actually, what I said was,*pulls out megaphone*HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?![Stan]Holy Shit Dude.
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2 Joints 3rd Wish A Lonely Jew On Christmas A Lonley Jew On Christmas All Cot Up Anything Goes At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) (Chopped & Screwed) Back That Ass Up Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script Bitch Blame Canada Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) Block of Rock Bloody War Boys on Da Cut Brad Logan Brad Logan - Rancid Broadway Bubblegoose Bubblegoose - Wyclef Jean Burn Us Alive Cali Tex Connect California Love Canadian ABC's Carol Of The Bells Carolyn's Hook Carolyn's Hook (Chopped & Screwed) Child Of The Ghetto Children Of The Ghetto Chocolate Salty Balls Chocolate Salty Balls (p.si Love You) Christmas Time In Hell Circle Of Poo City Of Dank Come Sail Away Come Sail Away - Eric Cartman Comin' Up Comin' Down Cookie Baker Cool Enough Country Life Crazy Lady Dallas To Houston Dead, Dead, Dead Deep Instrumental Don't Hide It Don't Let Them Foolya Dope Game Dope House Family Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) Dope House Intro Dradle Song Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel Duh Duh Duh El Jugador (The Player) Eyes Of A Child Feel Like Makin' Love Filthy Rich Follow My Lead For Years [\ Forgot About Timmy Forgotten Verse Full version: Uncle Fucker Garza West Get Yo Guns Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) Ghetto Prisoner Ghetto Tales Good Love - Isaac Hayes as Chef Graveyards [\ H-Town G-Funk Habitual Criminal Hark! The Herald Angels Sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas He's a Bird, He's a Plane Heat of The Moment Hell Isn't Good Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already. High Everyday High So High Hillwood Hillwood Hustlaz Hillwood Hustlaz Ii Ho Ho Horny Horny - Mousse Tvs Hot 'n' Juicy Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument Hot Lava Hubba Hubba Huboon Stomp Huboon Stomp - Devo Hurricane Of Change Hustle Town I Am Your Future I Can Change I Hate You Guys I Must Be High I Need A Sweet I Saw Three Ships I Swear It (I Can Change) - Violent Femmes I Wanna Know Her Name I'm A Little Bit Country I'm Super I'm Super - Big Gay Al Iatola If I Die Illegal Amigos Imprisonment [\ In My Hood In My Safe Space In The Ghetto (Cartman's Version) It Happened In Sun Valley It Happenned In Sun Valley It's A Rockin' World It's a Rockin' World - D.JBonebrake It's Easy Mmmkay Jackin' It In San Diego Jesus Baby Kanye West - Gay Fish Kenny Goes To Hell Kenny's Dead Kenny's Dead - Master P Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch Kyle's Mom's A B**ch Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C Kyles Mom Is A Bitch La Resistance La Resistance (Medley) La Resistance Reprise (Mole\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Dea... 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Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut My Feria Night Shift No Substitute Nowhere To Run O Canada - Geddy Lee And Alex Lifeson Of Rush O Holy Night O Tannenbaum Oh My My One of Those Nights Ooh Wee Peace Pipe Penitentiary Flow Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed) Power Moves Problemas Prostitute Song Queef Free Rainbow - Ween Real Gangsta Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed) Real Gangster Red Beams And Rice Reminisce Revenge Revenge! Riches To Rags (MMMKay) - Nappy Roots Riddla on Da Roof Rollin' Run Away [\ Runaway S.P. So Bastardly S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) Santa Claus Is On His Way Screens Falling Screwed Up Tape Series 3 Theme tune Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) Shout Outz Shut Yo Face (uncle F**ka) - Trick Daddy Simultaneous Since Day 1 Skit Somethin' I Would Do Something About Mary Something About Mary (Chopped & Screwed) South Park Theme South Park Theme - Primus Special In Our Own Way SPM Diaries SPM Diaries (Chopped & Screwed) SPM vs. Los Stan's Song Stay On Your Grind Streets on Beats Styrofoam Cup Suckaz N Hataz Super - RuPaul Swiss Colony Beeflog Taco Flavoured Kisses Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) Tex to Cali Part 2 The Beach House The Beer Song The Canadian Prime Minister The Day Of Unity The Most Offensive Song Ever The Prostitute Song The Rainbow The Real Slim Shady The System Third Grade Throw Away Gats Thug Girl Time is Money Tonight Is Right For Love Twice Last Night Uncle F**ka Uncle Fucka Up There Valley Vote Or Die Wake up Wendy - Elton John Wake Up Wendy! Watch The Block Bleed We Ain't Goin' Nowhere We Did Dat We Three Kings Wendy's Cunt song West Coast, Gulf Coast, East Coast What The Hell Child Is This? What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 What Would Brian Boitano Do? What Would Brian Boitano Do? PtII - D.V.D.A. Whatever You Do When Devils Strike When Devils Strike (Chopped & Screwed) Where Has My Country Gone? Who's Over There Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy Wild Wild West - Cartman Will They Die 4 You? Will They Die 4 You? - Lil' Kim Wishing Tree Wizard Of Oz Woodson N Worthin Work For a Better Future You Know My Name You Know My Name (Remix)
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