Chocolate Salty Balls
South Park

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites

A half a stick of butter melted

Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon

Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls

Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em

Suck on my chocolate salted balls

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you

So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy

Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick

Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)

Put 'em in your mouth, and suck em

Suck on my chocolate salted balls

They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber

Suck on my balls

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell

Smell like something burning

Well, that don't confront me now

Long as I get my rent paid on Friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen

Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion

Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!

Come, my balls on fire

Have mercy baby, my balls are burning

Give me some water, pour some water on me

My balls are burning, oh my goodness

I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck F 'em now)

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby

Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)

Put 'em out baby, blow 'em

Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby

Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls

Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls


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