Taco Flavoured Kisses
South Park

Mall Employee: What kinda song do you want?

J Lo: Something hot and spicy!

*Country/Rock Music*

J Lo: Spicier!

*Beach Music*

J Lo: Spicier!

*Mexican Music*

J Lo: Burrito taco taco! Burrito taco, taco taco!

Don't think that just because I gotta lot a money,

I'll give you taco-flavoured kisses, honey;

To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!

Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!

To fill all your wishes with my taco-flavoured kisses!

Taco taco!

Record Co. Guy#1: She's fantastic! Who is she!?!

Record Co. Guy#2: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!

Record Co. Guy#1: Well that makes sense! She reminds me of J Lo!

Record Co. Guy#2: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!

J Lo: Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco!

Record Co. Guy#1: I don'th think J Lo would like it very much if

we signed this new girl.

Record Co. Guy#2: No, you're right... We're gonna have to fire J Lo!


Recording Studio

Recording Guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top!

*Music Starts*

J Lo: Baby, lets make a run for the border,

I got a hunger only tacos can stop!

I know exactly what I'll order:

3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop!

Record Co. Guy#1: Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit!

J Lo: I need to make a run for the border!

If you'll pay I'll take off my top!

Do you remember what I want to oder?

3 tacos, 2 tostados and a soda pop!

Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, cholo!


The next day...

J Lo: Oh Ben, I'm so happy; the cool breeze blowing through

my hair in your s*** automobile!

Ben: Let's spend the whole day together!

J Lo: Oh, Ben, you are so perfect! So spectacular in every way!

You bring light into my life Ben;

You almost make me forget all about... Tacos!!!

Ooo, tacos so good! In my tummy: yummy yummy,

Give me more!

I love you Ben you almost make me forget about... Tacos!


Ben's Car...

Ben: Jenny, I have to tell you something... I-I think I love you!

J Lo: Aw, I love you too, Ben! But...

Ben: But what?

J Lo: But what if you still have feelings for the s*** with the large ass?

*Car parks*

Ben: I still care for her, but you just have so much more going on...

Up here!

J Lo: Aw Ben... Ben!

Ben: Jenny, can I kiss you?

Cartmanl: no!!!!!

J Lo: Yes! Oh yes, Ben, kiss me!

Cartman: Ah, God dammit!

.....

Cartman: ah!... Ah, dude!

Ben: Mmm, just like tacos!

J Lo: Taco flavoured kisses for my Ben!

Ben: You're so hot, baby!

J Lo: I make you hot, Ben?

Ben: Mmm, yeah!

.....

Ben: Oh, Jenny *zipper* Oh Jenny!

J Lo: .... Ben...

Ben: oh, god, jenny!!!!!

J Lo: *muffled* Oh, Ben, my darling!

Cartman: ah!!! Sick!!!! Ah, that's it! We're leaving now!!!!

*Car door opens and slams*

Ben: But I love her!!!

J Lo: ben!!!

Ben: jenny! Jenny... I'll call you!

J Lo: *fading* I love you ben!!!


Recording Studio

*music*

J Lo: Ooo, baby baby! Can I have your tacos?

Those tacos sure look good!

I'm just Jenny from the hood!

Ooo, can I have your tacos?

Poor I- stop! Stop stop!

*Music stops*

What the hell is wrong with you?

You cholos cannot even keep a beat!

I deserve better than this! I am jennifer lopez!

Where is my water?!?!

*Throws water bottle*

not avion!! Paligrino, you stupid bitch!!!


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