[dialogue]Music industry man: What kind of song do you want?Jennifer Lopez: Something hot and spicy![melody comes on]Jennifer Lopez: Spicier.[melody changes]Jennifer Lopez: Spicier![spicy melody comes on][Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco.Don't think just because I got a lot of money,I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.Fulfill all your wisheswith my taco-flavored kisses.Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.Fulfill all your wisheswith my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.[dialogue]Music industry dude: She's fantastic! Who is she?Different music man: Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez!First guy: That makes sense, she reminds me of J-Lo.2nd guy: Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!Jennifer Lopez (singing): Taco taco. Burrito burrito. Taco taco.2nd guy: I don't think J-Lo would like it very much if we signed this new girl.1st guy: No, you're right. We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.[melody changes]Different guy: All right, Ms. Lopez, let's take it from the top.[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]Baby, let's make a run for the border,I've got a hunger only tacos can stop.I know exactly what I'll orderthree tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.[Music industry dude]Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]I need to make a run for the border.If you pay, I'll take off my top.Do you remember what I want to order?Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.Yea-ah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo.[dialogue]Sexy automobile: *car driving noises*Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, I am so happy. The cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.Ben Affleck: Let's spend the whole day together![romantic music comes on][Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman's left hand)]Oh, Ben, you are so perfect.So spectacularrr in every way.You bring light into my life, Ben.You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.(camera noises in background)I love you, Ben, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.[dialogue]Sexy automobile: *car driving noises*Ben Affleck: Jenny, I have to tell you something. I...I think I love you.Jennifer Lopez: Oh, I love you too, Ben! But...Ben Affleck: But what?Jennifer Lopez: But what if you still have feelings for the slut with the large ass?Sexy automobile: *car stopping noises*Ben Affleck: I still care for her, you have so much more going on...up here.Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben. Ben...Ben Affleck: Jenny, can I kiss you?Eric Cartman: NO!!Jennifer Lopez: Yes, oh yes, Ben, kiss me!Eric Cartman: Aw, God damn it!*Jen and Ben make out*Eric Cartman: Aw, aw, dude!Ben Affleck: Mmm, just like tacos.Jennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.Ben Affleck: You're so hot, baby.Jennifer Lopez: I make you hot, Ben?Ben Affleck: Mm, yeah.*making out continues*Ben Affleck: Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny!*pants unzip, noises occur*Jennifer Lopez: Yes...Ben Affleck: Oh, God, Jenny!Jennifer Lopez: Oh, Ben, my darling!Ben Affleck: Oh! Oh! (continues)Eric Cartman: Oh, sick! Aw, that's it, we're leaving now!Ben Affleck: But I love her!Jennifer Lopez: Ben!Ben Affleck: Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!Jennifer Lopez: I love you, Ben![music comes on][Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?Those tacos sure look good!I'm just Jenny from the hood!Ooh, can I have your tacos?Ooh, I--Oh, stop, stop!(music stops)What the hell is wrong with you!?You chulos can't even keep a beat!I deserve better than this!I am Hennifer Hlopez!Where's my water?Not Evian, Pellegrino you stupid bitch!!(music industry man whimpers)
Lyrics by South Park
2 Joints 3rd Wish A Lonely Jew On Christmas A Lonley Jew On Christmas All Cot Up Anything Goes At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) (Chopped & Screwed) Back That Ass Up Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script Bitch Blame Canada Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) Block of Rock Bloody War Boys on Da Cut Brad Logan Brad Logan - Rancid Broadway Bubblegoose Bubblegoose - Wyclef Jean Burn Us Alive Cali Tex Connect California Love Canadian ABC's Carol Of The Bells Carolyn's Hook Carolyn's Hook (Chopped & Screwed) Child Of The Ghetto Children Of The Ghetto Chocolate Salty Balls Chocolate Salty Balls (p.si Love You) Christmas Time In Hell Circle Of Poo City Of Dank Come Sail Away Come Sail Away - Eric Cartman Comin' Up Comin' Down Cookie Baker Cool Enough Country Life Crazy Lady Dallas To Houston Dead, Dead, Dead Deep Instrumental Don't Hide It Don't Let Them Foolya Dope Game Dope House Family Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) Dope House Intro Dradle Song Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel Duh Duh Duh El Jugador (The Player) Eyes Of A Child Feel Like Makin' Love Filthy Rich Follow My Lead For Years [\ Forgot About Timmy Forgotten Verse Full version: Uncle Fucker Garza West Get Yo Guns Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) Ghetto Prisoner Ghetto Tales Good Love - Isaac Hayes as Chef Graveyards [\ H-Town G-Funk Habitual Criminal Hark! The Herald Angels Sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas He's a Bird, He's a Plane Heat of The Moment Hell Isn't Good Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already. High Everyday High So High Hillwood Hillwood Hustlaz Hillwood Hustlaz Ii Ho Ho Horny Horny - Mousse Tvs Hot 'n' Juicy Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument Hot Lava Hubba Hubba Huboon Stomp Huboon Stomp - Devo Hurricane Of Change Hustle Town I Am Your Future I Can Change I Hate You Guys I Must Be High I Need A Sweet I Saw Three Ships I Swear It (I Can Change) - Violent Femmes I Wanna Know Her Name I'm A Little Bit Country I'm Super I'm Super - Big Gay Al Iatola If I Die Illegal Amigos Imprisonment [\ In My Hood In My Safe Space In The Ghetto (Cartman's Version) It Happened In Sun Valley It Happenned In Sun Valley It's A Rockin' World It's a Rockin' World - D.JBonebrake It's Easy Mmmkay Jackin' It In San Diego Jesus Baby Kanye West - Gay Fish Kenny Goes To Hell Kenny's Dead Kenny's Dead - Master P Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch Kyle's Mom's A B**ch Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C Kyles Mom Is A Bitch La Resistance La Resistance (Medley) La Resistance Reprise (Mole\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Dea... Land of the Lost Latin Throne Latola Lemmiwink's Song Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks' Quest Let's Fight Love Let's Fighting Love Let's Fight Love Lets Fighting Love Little Boy You're Going To Hell! Lobo Wanna Raise Lord Loco's Melody Los [Screwed] Love Gravy Love Gravy - Rick James Mafiosos Main Theme Make It Right Mary-go-round Medicine Meet Your Fate Mentally Dull [think Tank Remix] Mephesto And Kevin Mephisto and Kevin Mephisto And Kevin - Primus Mexican Heaven Mexican Radio Mi Ruka Minorities At My Waterpark Miss Perfect Moham Mitchell Montage Mountain Reprise Mountain Town Mountain Town (Reprise) Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo Mr. Hankey Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s... Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut My Feria Night Shift No Substitute Nowhere To Run O Canada - Geddy Lee And Alex Lifeson Of Rush O Holy Night O Tannenbaum Oh My My One of Those Nights Ooh Wee Peace Pipe Penitentiary Flow Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed) Power Moves Problemas Prostitute Song Queef Free Rainbow - Ween Real Gangsta Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed) Real Gangster Red Beams And Rice Reminisce Revenge Revenge! Riches To Rags (MMMKay) - Nappy Roots Riddla on Da Roof Rollin' Run Away [\ Runaway S.P. So Bastardly S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) Santa Claus Is On His Way Screens Falling Screwed Up Tape Series 3 Theme tune Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) Shout Outz Shut Yo Face (uncle F**ka) - Trick Daddy Simultaneous Since Day 1 Skit Somethin' I Would Do Something About Mary Something About Mary (Chopped & Screwed) South Park Theme South Park Theme - Primus Special In Our Own Way SPM Diaries SPM Diaries (Chopped & Screwed) SPM vs. Los Stan's Song Stay On Your Grind Streets on Beats Styrofoam Cup Suck My Balls Mr. Garision Suckaz N Hataz Super - RuPaul Swiss Colony Beeflog Taco Flavoured Kisses Tex to Cali Part 2 The Beach House The Beer Song The Canadian Prime Minister The Day Of Unity The Most Offensive Song Ever The Prostitute Song The Rainbow The Real Slim Shady The System Third Grade Throw Away Gats Thug Girl Time is Money Tonight Is Right For Love Twice Last Night Uncle F**ka Uncle Fucka Up There Valley Vote Or Die Wake up Wendy - Elton John Wake Up Wendy! Watch The Block Bleed We Ain't Goin' Nowhere We Did Dat We Three Kings Wendy's Cunt song West Coast, Gulf Coast, East Coast What The Hell Child Is This? What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 What Would Brian Boitano Do? What Would Brian Boitano Do? PtII - D.V.D.A. Whatever You Do When Devils Strike When Devils Strike (Chopped & Screwed) Where Has My Country Gone? Who's Over There Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy Wild Wild West - Cartman Will They Die 4 You? Will They Die 4 You? - Lil' Kim Wishing Tree Wizard Of Oz Woodson N Worthin Work For a Better Future You Know My Name You Know My Name (Remix)