Cartman: Can I have your attention please? Can I have your attention please? Will the real Slim shady please kiss my motherfucking ass?I repeat: will the real slim shady please kiss my motherfucking ass?Thank youStan: Yo, you act like you're the only white person that can rhyme I tie both hands behind my spine and still beat you like you committed a crime In matter fact you did, ain't you just get arrested cause your wife was in a club with some dude bein' molested? Kyle: Yo, I ain't trying playa hateHey you ain't no playa Walkin' with an unloaded gun Talking about I'm gonna spray ya I'm a real rhyme sayer with some years on ya You know you really want Britney Spears rib on ya Stan: You couldn't handle that body She's a dance One look at your small dick She'd be like, Is that your final answer? Cartman: Regis Philbin might have to fill in While I'm still in camp For every spin up on my jungle gym Stan: No offense to Detroit But I'm from New York Where we talk the talk and where we walk the walk And after dark you're gone And you've been warned we strong So when I drop the bomb From Long Island it's on Kyle: So the next time when you're in NYC Leavin' MTV No it's not BET Come see me Put all that money up where your mouth is Unless you spent it all on your commissary account, kid Stan: I'm still gonna see ya After your court day You know the one where they figure out your child support rate You might be a raise But remember I ain't caged I'm under-aged And you're not the only one that's crazed Kyle: So leave your Dr. Dre's And your empty A-K's Bring your microphone and your pale face Bring your daughter Be prepared when she asks, Yo dada, why you let that man out rap your ass?Stan: Yo Slim Shady Yea, you the real Shady But your married wife Acting like she still a single lady So the real Slim Shady needs to shut the fuck up Because the last I'd heard you had got locked up Kyle: So to Slim Shady This once for you baby There's still cats on the mic that can Out-rap you daily The real Slim Shady take back your platinum Plaques and shove them up your flat platinum ass Kenny: Y'all act like you've never heard a whack person beforeRhyme's a bore, 14 minutes are up so I got one moreI had to come back so now I'm worse than beforeI'll make you snore because my tired song is boring you It's the return of the Kyle: Oh wait, hold on, don't try thatYou heard what he sounds like are you really going to buy thatKenny: And Dr. Dre does everything you idiot How would I sound if Dre didn't lay the beats downKyle and Kenny: The world has had enoughCartman: Eminem sounding like a 12 year-old girl on helium,Look at him! Walking around trying to kiss Dre's ass,Trying to impress you, He's so weak, though.Kyle: I put Christina on blast on my new CD,Because I tried to hit on her and she rejected me,Stan: Sometimes I wanna jump on the stage and just let loose,But I can't cause I sound like the squirrel on Bulwinkle the MooseAll: This song gets your nerves, this song gets on your nerves,Kenny: I know I'm lucky because I got more fame than I deserve,And that's the message that I try to give to little kids,You can be famous and never know what talent isAll: I'm Slim Shady, and yes, I'm real grating,I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating,I know you're saying Slim Shady please shut up,Please shut up, please shut upWell I'm Slim Shady, and yes, I'm real grating,I talk like Peter Brady, and it's irritating,I know you're saying Slim Shady please shut up,Please shut up, please shut upKyle: Of course they're gonna like me, because I'm like a cartoon Version of Ricky Schroeder when he was on 'Silver Spoons'Cartman: I ain't nothin' but a product, packaged to be bought up,You know a year from now I won't be thought of,Kenny: But I write about dead animals and cannibals,Because that'll shock people and sell recordsMan, I hopeStan: So if I can be ridiculous and talentless,I guess no one is hopeless, look how bad this song is!Kenny: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;Kyle: Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!Stan: You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand meCartman: But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?Kenny: Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsKyle: So I can sit next to Corey Taylor and Jim RootAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstKenny: Little bitch put me on blast on MTVYeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!Kyle: I should download her audio on MP3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*ARRRGGGGHHH!*}Kenny: I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meSo I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}Stan: And there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing but not quite me!All: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Because I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Kyle: I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' youThings you joke about wit ya friends inside your livin' roomKenny: The only difference is I got the balls to say itIn front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allKyle: I just get on the mike and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shittin'Betta than ninety percent of you rappers out canStan: Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like ValiumsKenny: It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirtingPinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with JergensAnd I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings {*HACH*} Or in the parkin' lot, circlin'Screamin', I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!With his windows down and his system upKyle: So, will the real Shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?All: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Because I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Because I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Because I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?Kenny: Ha haGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let's all stand up
Lyrics by South Park
2 Joints 3rd Wish A Lonely Jew On Christmas A Lonley Jew On Christmas All Cot Up Anything Goes At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) (Chopped & Screwed) Back That Ass Up Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script Bitch Blame Canada Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) Block of Rock Bloody War Boys on Da Cut Brad Logan Brad Logan - Rancid Broadway Bubblegoose Bubblegoose - Wyclef Jean Burn Us Alive Cali Tex Connect California Love Canadian ABC's Carol Of The Bells Carolyn's Hook Carolyn's Hook (Chopped & Screwed) Child Of The Ghetto Children Of The Ghetto Chocolate Salty Balls Chocolate Salty Balls (p.si Love You) Christmas Time In Hell Circle Of Poo City Of Dank Come Sail Away Come Sail Away - Eric Cartman Comin' Up Comin' Down Cookie Baker Cool Enough Country Life Crazy Lady Dallas To Houston Dead, Dead, Dead Deep Instrumental Don't Hide It Don't Let Them Foolya Dope Game Dope House Family Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) Dope House Intro Dradle Song Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel Duh Duh Duh El Jugador (The Player) Eyes Of A Child Feel Like Makin' Love Filthy Rich Follow My Lead For Years [\ Forgot About Timmy Forgotten Verse Full version: Uncle Fucker Garza West Get Yo Guns Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) Ghetto Prisoner Ghetto Tales Good Love - Isaac Hayes as Chef Graveyards [\ H-Town G-Funk Habitual Criminal Hark! The Herald Angels Sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas He's a Bird, He's a Plane Heat of The Moment Hell Isn't Good Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already. High Everyday High So High Hillwood Hillwood Hustlaz Hillwood Hustlaz Ii Ho Ho Horny Horny - Mousse Tvs Hot 'n' Juicy Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument Hot Lava Hubba Hubba Huboon Stomp Huboon Stomp - Devo Hurricane Of Change Hustle Town I Am Your Future I Can Change I Hate You Guys I Must Be High I Need A Sweet I Saw Three Ships I Swear It (I Can Change) - Violent Femmes I Wanna Know Her Name I'm A Little Bit Country I'm Super I'm Super - Big Gay Al Iatola If I Die Illegal Amigos Imprisonment [\ In My Hood In My Safe Space In The Ghetto (Cartman's Version) It Happened In Sun Valley It Happenned In Sun Valley It's A Rockin' World It's a Rockin' World - D.JBonebrake It's Easy Mmmkay Jackin' It In San Diego Jesus Baby Kanye West - Gay Fish Kenny Goes To Hell Kenny's Dead Kenny's Dead - Master P Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch Kyle's Mom's A B**ch Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C Kyles Mom Is A Bitch La Resistance La Resistance (Medley) La Resistance Reprise (Mole\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Dea... 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So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) Santa Claus Is On His Way Screens Falling Screwed Up Tape Series 3 Theme tune Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) Shout Outz Shut Yo Face (uncle F**ka) - Trick Daddy Simultaneous Since Day 1 Skit Somethin' I Would Do Something About Mary Something About Mary (Chopped & Screwed) South Park Theme South Park Theme - Primus Special In Our Own Way SPM Diaries SPM Diaries (Chopped & Screwed) SPM vs. Los Stan's Song Stay On Your Grind Streets on Beats Styrofoam Cup Suck My Balls Mr. Garision Suckaz N Hataz Super - RuPaul Swiss Colony Beeflog Taco Flavoured Kisses Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) Tex to Cali Part 2 The Beach House The Beer Song The Canadian Prime Minister The Day Of Unity The Most Offensive Song Ever The Prostitute Song The Rainbow The System Third Grade Throw Away Gats Thug Girl Time is Money Tonight Is Right For Love Twice Last Night Uncle F**ka Uncle Fucka Up There Valley Vote Or Die Wake up Wendy - Elton John Wake Up Wendy! Watch The Block Bleed We Ain't Goin' Nowhere We Did Dat We Three Kings Wendy's Cunt song West Coast, Gulf Coast, East Coast What The Hell Child Is This? What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 What Would Brian Boitano Do? What Would Brian Boitano Do? PtII - D.V.D.A. Whatever You Do When Devils Strike When Devils Strike (Chopped & Screwed) Where Has My Country Gone? Who's Over There Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy Wild Wild West - Cartman Will They Die 4 You? Will They Die 4 You? - Lil' Kim Wishing Tree Wizard Of Oz Woodson N Worthin Work For a Better Future You Know My Name You Know My Name (Remix)
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