You can play this in the club, but you won't find me there'Cause every asshole that beat me up in highschool's thereBitches get pretty and do they hairHopin' that you'll bust some dick or better yet a pairThe producer's thought we had a number-one club hit'Til I got behind the mic and said, “Fuck it.”'Cause I don't go to the club and if I ever didAll I'd meet was dirt sluts with sixteen kidsGot a knack for killin' snatch and packs of blowThat'll knock you in your ass 'til your anal ring goes (pffbt)I got no bling and my sneakers are dirtyMy shirt is torn and my shower ain't workin'A dirtbag. One time this girl ate my ass and wanted a kiss–I said, “Bitch, I'll pass.”Half of you assholes could never surpassOr even imagine the skills so I'm clearin' a path.Suck my dickOh dip, dedicated to every slut and every bitchMotherfuckers better eat my ballsStupid is as stupid does, if stupid don't learn it's stupids faultMotherfuckers better heed the callAnd that's it–the club ain't no place for heavy metal kidsYou know what happened? (All systems go)So I approached this girl and asked if she'd like to dance–She looked like a whore, I thought I'd have a chanceI figured I'd go up and introduce myselfWhat is that, dick on your breath I smell?FUCK YOU! Ow, what the fuck is wrong with you, bitch?Didn't your mother teach you to be nice to retarded kids?Didn't she install some amount of class?What are you 18, your mom's 26?What are you, addicted to dicks and need fixes?Aborted so many kids that your uterus is missin'.Listen, not to mention your assholeHas been hit so many times it looks like a manhole.I'm comin' from where I live,When every chick that you meet already got three kidsBy three different dads.The worst part is the pussy's still up for grabs.Suck my dickOh dip, dedicated to every slut and every bitchMotherfuckers better eat my ballsStupid is as stupid does, if stupid don't learn it's stupids faultMotherfuckers better heed the callAnd that's it–the club ain't no place for heavy metal kidsWhat? It's true.Check it out.I ain't up in the club,I ain't rollin' on dubs.I'm just a country hickMakin' sick new shitFor the dirtbag kids–None of us are stars.All the trailor parks, all the broke down cars.I did it, I done it, now it dawned on me,That I'm sick in the head and it's all on me.No it's not, the doc said nothin's wrong with me.I think the world is fucked up, it ain't me that's crazy.But maybe it's why girls hate me.Shut up, bitch, spit out another baby.My shit is amped up like cocaine and coffee.I dare any one of you fuckers to off me.Get the fuck off me.I'll be the salad, and this way one of you bitches can toss me.Fortunately I'm the only one who likes meBut lately even I've been itchin' to fight me.Suck my dickOh dip, dedicated to every slut and every bitchMotherfuckers better eat my ballsStupid is as stupid does, if stupid don't learn it's stupids faultMotherfuckers better heed the callAnd that's it–the club ain't no place for heavy metal kidsHey ya'll, I'ma jump up on this train. (Take it Jim Bob)I'm sick and tired of being sick and tiredI love explosives, playin' with fire.The world is filled with sadistic shit,I'm a masochist but don't hit me bitch.I'm sick and tired of being sick and tiredI love explosives, playin' with fire.The world is filled with sadistic shit,I'm a masochist but don't hit me bitch.Huh-huh. Take it from Jim Bob.I'ma drop it down on all ya'll.
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