Suck My Dick
Weerd Science

You can play this in the club, but you won't find me there
'Cause every asshole that beat me up in highschool's there
Bitches get pretty and do they hair
Hopin' that you'll bust some dick or better yet a pair
The producer's thought we had a number-one club hit
'Til I got behind the mic and said, “Fuck it.”
'Cause I don't go to the club and if I ever did
All I'd meet was dirt sluts with sixteen kids
Got a knack for killin' snatch and packs of blow
That'll knock you in your ass 'til your anal ring goes (pffbt)
I got no bling and my sneakers are dirty
My shirt is torn and my shower ain't workin'
A dirtbag. One time this girl ate my ass and wanted a kiss–
I said, “Bitch, I'll pass.”
Half of you assholes could never surpass
Or even imagine the skills so I'm clearin' a path.

Suck my dick
Oh dip, dedicated to every slut and every bitch
Motherfuckers better eat my balls
Stupid is as stupid does, if stupid don't learn it's stupids fault
Motherfuckers better heed the call
And that's it–the club ain't no place for heavy metal kids

You know what happened? (All systems go)
So I approached this girl and asked if she'd like to dance–
She looked like a whore, I thought I'd have a chance
I figured I'd go up and introduce myself
What is that, dick on your breath I smell?
FUCK YOU! Ow, what the fuck is wrong with you, bitch?
Didn't your mother teach you to be nice to retarded kids?
Didn't she install some amount of class?
What are you 18, your mom's 26?
What are you, addicted to dicks and need fixes?
Aborted so many kids that your uterus is missin'.
Listen, not to mention your asshole
Has been hit so many times it looks like a manhole.
I'm comin' from where I live,
When every chick that you meet already got three kids
By three different dads.
The worst part is the pussy's still up for grabs.

Suck my dick
Oh dip, dedicated to every slut and every bitch
Motherfuckers better eat my balls
Stupid is as stupid does, if stupid don't learn it's stupids fault
Motherfuckers better heed the call
And that's it–the club ain't no place for heavy metal kids

What? It's true.
Check it out.
I ain't up in the club,
I ain't rollin' on dubs.
I'm just a country hick
Makin' sick new shit
For the dirtbag kids–
None of us are stars.
All the trailor parks, all the broke down cars.
I did it, I done it, now it dawned on me,
That I'm sick in the head and it's all on me.
No it's not, the doc said nothin's wrong with me.
I think the world is fucked up, it ain't me that's crazy.
But maybe it's why girls hate me.
Shut up, bitch, spit out another baby.
My shit is amped up like cocaine and coffee.
I dare any one of you fuckers to off me.
Get the fuck off me.
I'll be the salad, and this way one of you bitches can toss me.
Fortunately I'm the only one who likes me
But lately even I've been itchin' to fight me.

Suck my dick
Oh dip, dedicated to every slut and every bitch
Motherfuckers better eat my balls
Stupid is as stupid does, if stupid don't learn it's stupids fault
Motherfuckers better heed the call
And that's it–the club ain't no place for heavy metal kids

Hey ya'll, I'ma jump up on this train. (Take it Jim Bob)
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
I love explosives, playin' with fire.
The world is filled with sadistic shit,
I'm a masochist but don't hit me bitch.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
I love explosives, playin' with fire.
The world is filled with sadistic shit,
I'm a masochist but don't hit me bitch.

Huh-huh. Take it from Jim Bob.
I'ma drop it down on all ya'll.


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