We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose..And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..Mr Hankey, The Christmas PooSmall and Brown, he comes from youSit on the toilet, here he comesSqueeze and tween your festive buns!A present from down belowSpeading joy with a 'howdy ho'!He's seen the love inside of youCos he's a piece of poo!Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's cornyHe can be brown, or greenish-brownBut if you eat fibre on Christmas EveHe might come to your town..Mr. Hankey the Christmas PooHe loves me, I love youTherefore vicariously, he loves you'I can make a Mr Hankey too'!Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is he?'Kyle: 'Uh, he's coming..'Stan: 'Come on dude, Push!'Kyle: 'I'm trying'Cartman: 'Wait Wait! I can see his head'Kyle: 'Here he comes..'Mr Hankey: 'HOWDY HO!'I'm Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo..Seasons greetings to all of you..Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..Now, before I melt away..Here's a game I like to play..Stick me in your mouth and try to say..'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yumChristmas time has come!'Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firmSometimes he practically water..Sometimes he hangs off the end of your assAnd wont fall in the toilet,cos he's just clinging to your sphincterAnd he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around..And try to get it to drop in the toiletAnd finally it does..Mr Hankey the Christmas PooChristmas leaves, he must leave too..Flush him down, but he's never gone,His smell and his spirit lingers on.Howdy ho!
Lyrics by South Park
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