I took a sudden notion
To go down to the ocean
I got my suntan lotion
My flippers and my mask
In proper distribution
Of fully formed ablutions
Formed an ocean of pollution
In which I dare sn't bask
Some turds were teeny-tiny
And some were big and shiny
But they all fucked up the briney
In which I dipped my toe
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If you go swimming in the shite-us
You'll get worse than dermititis
From the sea of grey detritus
Where the sewage ebbs and flows
There's no respite
From the cesspit
No shelter from the pong
The poor old ocean
Is full of motions
Where the hell did we go wrong?
Like a lamb off to the slaughter
Poured myself a glass of water
I failed to spot I'd caught a
Little creature in my cup
I was well and truly bolleaux-ed
From the fires of hell that followed
'Twas the cup of life I'd swallowed
And it almost did me up
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Something coming
Through the plumbing
That should not be there at all
The glass is brimming
And things are swimming
And quite frankly, I'm appalled
Was a very hungry fella
I defrosted my paella
Came down with salmonella
Three weeks intensive care
They failed to send technicians in
To check the air-conditioning
Which was unfortunately transmissioning
A case of Legionnaire
There's a malaise
In the mayonnaise
There's a poo-poo in the prawn
Where we missed them
In the system
Little germs are being born
There's no respite
From the cesspit
There's no shelter from the pong
Where the hell did we go ...?
Poo-Poo In The Prawn
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Apples Apples (Demo) Apples [*][Demo Version] Billericay Dickie Bit Of Kit Blackmail Man Blockheads Blow [Instrumental] [Demo] [Bonus Track] [*][Instr... Blow [Instrumental][Demo Version] Bus Driversu2019 Prayer Byline Browne Cacka Boom Clevor Trever Common as Muck Crippled With Nerves Dance For The Screamers Dance Little Rude Boy Dance of the Crackpots Dance of the Screamers Delusions of Grandeur Donu2019t Ask Me Eugenius (you're A Genius) Fly In The Ointment Friends Fucking Ada Funky Disco Pops Game On Girls Watching Have A Word Heavy Living Hey, Hey, Take Me Away Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick [Bonus Track] [*] Hit Me with Your Rythm Stick Honeysuckle Highway I Made Mary Cry [*][Demo Version] I Want to Be Straight If I Was With a Woman Inbetweenies Inbetweenies [Backing Track] [Demo] [Bonus Track] ... Iu2019m Partial To Your Abracadabra Jack Shit George London Talking Lonely Town Looking For Harry Lullaby For Francies Mischief My Old Man No Such Thing As Love Oh Mr Peanut One Love Pardon Pc Honey Percy The Poet Peter the Painter Plaistow Patricia Poor Joey Profoundly in Love With Pandora Quick Quick Slow Quiet Razzle in My Pocket Really Glad You Came Reasons To Be Cheerful, Pt. 3 Red Letter Riding The Outskirts Of Fantasy Rough Kids Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll Sink My Boats Spasticus (Autisticus) Spasticus Autisticus Sweet Gene Vincent Sweet Gene Vincent [*][Instrumental][Demo Version] Sweet Gene Vincent [Live] Take Me To The Cleaners Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup Tell Your Daddy Thatu2019s Not All The Body Song The Call-Up The Mumble Rumble and the Cocktail Rock The Passing Show The Right People The Roadette Song There Ainu2019t Half Been Some Clever Bastards This Is What We Find Trust Is A Must Uncoolohol Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy Upminster Kid Very Personal Wait For Me Waiting for Your Taxi Wake Up and Make Love With Me Wake Up and Make Love With Me [*][Demo Version] Wake Up and Make Love with Me [Live] What A Waste What a Waste! Your Horoscope Youu2019ll See Glimpses Youu2019re More Than Fair
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