Isn't it weirdnWhen you find someone to lovenBut they don't have the same feelings for younnIsn't it weirdnWhen you think you're playing YahtzeenBut you're actually playing MonopolynYou wonder why you're the only one with six dicennIsn't it weirdnWhen you're with your cousin at the zoonAnd you watch while a monkey does a poonAnd you get awkwardly arousednnIsn't it weirdnWhen you bring home a really hot chicknAnd it turns out to be Blanket MannAnd you wondered why she smelled funnynAnd was wearing a blanketnnIsn't it weirdnWhen you think you're cutting cheesenBut you're actually cutting off your own footnYou only notice when you get to the bonenn'Cause it's pretty damn weirdnWhen you bring home Blanket MannEat your own foot instead of cheese or jamnCan't find someone that loves you toonAnd you get aroused by pooing monkeys at the zoonIsn't it weirdnnIsn't it weirdnWhen you stick your penis in a blendernAnd you don't know whynnIsn't it weirdnWhen you think its Christmas timenBut you actually have AIDSnThat's when you stop believing in Santa ClausennIsn't it weirdnWhen you're having sex with your girlfriendnAnd she turns out to be deadnYou were wondering why it was better than usualnnFor Christmas it's weird if you get HIVnAnd you're still fucking losing monopolynYou're drinking a milkshake that doesn't taste rightnAnd your girlfriend didn't move much last night
Isn't It Weird
Matt Mulholland
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