If Shania Was Mine (Parody "Any Man Of Mine" - Shania Twain)
Cledus T. Judd
Cledus T. JuddMiscellaneousIf Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mine - Shania Twain)(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain)If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me,Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly.But on our first date, we could have a good time,If I got her on the moonshine.If Shania was mine, say it fit just right,Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight.And there's no way I'd have a bad hair day,'Cos I'd buy a new toupee.Oh. I'd love to seduce her,But she married her producer.Now all I do is pray, pray, pray,She'll get a gay boy some day.If Shania was mine, I'd prob'ly lose my mind,If she only squeezed me, teased me, pleased me one little time.And if she only knew, all the things I'd do.I'd be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,'Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.If Shania was mine.Well, If Shania was mine, she'd have to agree,Can't no-one cook brocceel better than me.And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback,She's says: Mmmmm. I like it like that!Now all I do is wonder,Whose bed her boots have been under.I wish it had've been mine, now, whine, whine,That girl's so doggone fine.If Shania was mine, I think I'd go slap blind,Starin' at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin' round behind.And if she only knew, all the things I'd do.I'd be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,'Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.If Shania.If Shania.If Shania.Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel?When she shimmies, and shakes, it's more than I can take.Oh, what she does to me in them videos,.Wife's gonna leave me if I don't explain, what I see in Shania Twain.I'd love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if you know what I mean.Oh, me a', oh, my a', I was Shania would buy me a house in South Carolina.Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine.
Related Songs
Talk About Shania Twain - Ryan Adams
A Letter to Shania Twain - Larry The Cable Guy
Shania Twain - Unbekannt
Amneris' Letter (Shania Twain) - AIDA
Form This Moment On - Shania Twain
Thank You Baby! (For Makin' Someday Come So Soon)...
Don't Give Me That Once Over - Shania Twain
Don't Give Me That Once Over - Shania Twain
White Christmas* - Michael Buble
I Won't Leave You Lonely - Twain Shania
Home Ain't Where His Heart Is Anymore...
Whatever You Do! Don't! - Twain Shania
When - Twain Shania
God Bless the Child - Christmas Song
Amneris' Letter (Shania Twain) - Elton John
Black Eyes, Blue Tears - Twain Shania
I'm Gonna Getcha Good - Jonas Brothers
God Ain't Gonna Getcha For That - Shania Twain
Is There Life After Love - Shania Twain
C'est La Vie - Shania Twain
High Horses - Shannon Brown
You've Got A Way - Twain Shania
Proud To Be Canadian - Arrogant Worms
If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask! - Twain Shania
Blood Runs Deep - Mine All Mine
Love Gets Me Every Time - Twain Shania
Endless Love with Shania Twain - Lionel Richie
Come On Over - Twain Shania
Rock This Country! - Twain Shania
Honey, I'm Home - Shania Twain
Honey, I'm Home - Twain Shania
I'm Holdin' On To Love (To Save My Life)...
You're Still The One - Twain Shania
Man! I Feel Like A Woman! - Twain Shania
Juanita [Blue] - Shania Twain
What Made You Say That - Shania Twain
Juanita [Red] - Shania Twain
From This Moment On [*] - Shania Twain
God Bless the Child [Single Mix][*] - Shania Twain
The Rhythm Made Me Do It - Shania Twain
God Bless the Child [*][Multimedia Track]...
Any Man of Mine [Instrumental] - Shania Twain
Waiter! Bring Me Water! [Red] - Shania Twain
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under...
Two Hearts One Love - Shania Twain
Waiter! Bring Me Water! [Blue] - Shania Twain
(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!...
Thank You Baby (For Making Someday Come So Soon)!...
Ka-Ching! [Red] - Shania Twain
What a Way to Wanna Be! [Red] - Shania Twain
What a Way to Wanna Be! [Red Album Version]...
Ka-Ching! [Red Album Version] - Shania Twain
(Wanna Get to Know You) That Good! [Red Album Vers...
Nah! [Red Album Version] - Shania Twain
Juanita [Red Album Version] - Shania Twain
When You Kiss Me [Pop Album Version]...
Man I Feel Like a Woman - Shania Twain
God Bless The Child (Extended Remix)...
Crime Of The Century - Shania Twain
Blah! Blah! Blah! - Shania Twain
Bite My Lip - Shania Twain
All Fired Up, No Place To Go - Shania Twain
Is There Life After Love? - Shania Twain
In My Car (Blue) - Shania Twain
Luv Eyes - Shania Twain
Love - Shania Twain
Got A Hold On Me - Shania Twain
Hate To Love - Shania Twain
Half-Breed - Shania Twain
Wild And Wicked - Shania Twain
When He Leaves You - Shania Twain
That Good! - Shania Twain
Still Under The Weather - Shania Twain
You Lay A Whole Lot Of Love On Me - Shania Twain
Wildflower - Shania Twain
Send It With Love - Shania Twain
Rhythm Made Me Do It - Shania Twain
There Goes The Neighborhood - Shania Twain
The Heart Is Blind - Shania Twain
Lost My Heart - Shania Twain
Ka-Ching - Shania Twain
Two Hearts, One Love - Shania Twain
Tomorrow - Shania Twain
Party for Two [#] - Shania Twain
Party for Two [#] - Shania Twain
Getcha Good - Shania Twain
Home Ain't Where The Heart Is - Shania Twain
Forever And Always - Shania Twain
Home Ain't Where His Heart Is - Shania Twain
Don't Be Stupid (You Know - Shania Twain
Her Story - Shania Twain
God Bless The Child (Extended Version)...
Im Gonna Get You Good - Shania Twain
If You're Not In It For Love - Shania Twain
Marry Me, Baby - Shania Twain
Let's Go! - Shania Twain
I'm Outta Here - Remix - Shania Twain
I'm Not In The Mood ! - Shania Twain
It Only Hurts When I Breathe - Shania Twain
If You Want To Touch Her, Ask! - Shania Twain
I'm Outta Here!, (If You're Not In It For Love)...
Once Over, (Don't Gimme That) - Shania Twain
No One Needs To Know Right Now - Shania Twain
It's Alright - Shania Twain
It Only Hurts... - Shania Twain
I'm Holdin' On To Love - Shania Twain
I Lost My Heart (When I Found You) - Shania Twain
I Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore...
I Ain't Gonna Eat My Heart Out Anymore...
Shania Twain - Im Gonna Getcha (Good)! Real Versio...
Party For Two (Second Version) - Shania Twain
That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
Thank You Baby (For Making Someday Come So Soon)...
She's Just Not A Pretty Face - Shania Twain
You' Ve Got A Way With Me - Shania Twain
Two Hearts, One Love (Always Forever)...
Forever and for Always [Blue] - Shania Twain
Nah! [Blue] - Shania Twain
Forever and for Always [Red] - Shania Twain
Nah! [Red] - Shania Twain
(Wanna Get to Know You) That Good! [Blue]...
What a Way to Wanna Be! [Blue] - Shania Twain
Up! [Red] - Shania Twain
When You Kiss Me [Red] - Shania Twain
Up! [Blue] - Shania Twain
(Wanna Get to Know You) That Good! [Red]...
Up! [Red Version] - Shania Twain
Forever and for Always [Green] - Shania Twain
When You Kiss Me [CD-ROM Video] - Shania Twain
Ka-Ching! [Live from Chicago] - Shania Twain
Forever and for Always [Multimedia Track]...
Up! [Multimedia Track] - Shania Twain
Thank You Baby! (For Makin Someday Come So Soon)...
Ka-Ching! [the Simon and Diamond Bhangra Mix]...
Up! [Green Version] - Shania Twain
Up! [*] - Shania Twain
Forever and for Always [*] - Shania Twain
Raining On Our Love - Shania Twain
In My Car (i'll Be The Driver) - Shania Twain
Shoes - Shania Twain
For The Love Of Him - Shania Twain
From This Moment On (Guest Vocal: Bryan White)...
I Lost My Heart When I Found You - Shania Twain
I'm Holding To Love {to Save My Life}...
Album: Come On Over - Shania Twain
If It Don't Take Two - Shania Twain
You've Got A Way (notting Hill Remix)...
Juanita - Shania Twain
If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask! - Shania Twain
Dance With The One That Brought You - Shania Twain
What Made You Say That? - Shania Twain
I'm Holdin' On To Love (to Save My Life)...
I Ain't Going Down - Shania Twain
Waiter! Bring Me Water! - Shania Twain
What a Way to Wanna Be! - Shania Twain
(Wanna Get To Know You) That Good! - Shania Twain
I'm Not In The Mood (To Say No)! - Shania Twain
I Ain't Goin' Down - Shania Twain
Home Ain't Where His Heart Is (anymore)...
Forget Me - Shania Twain
In My Car - Shania Twain
Whatever You Do! Don't! - Shania Twain
Leave Me Breathless - Shania Twain
Black Eyes, Blue Tears - Shania Twain
God Bless The Child - Shania Twain
The Woman In Me (needs The Man In You)...
Ain't No Particular Way - Shania Twain
Rock This Country! - Shania Twain
Leaving Is The Only Way Out - Shania Twain
She's Not Just A Pretty Face - Shania Twain
Nah! - Shania Twain
I'm Jealous - Shania Twain
Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)...
Coat of Many Colors - Shania Twain
Thank You Baby! - Shania Twain
It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing - Shania Twain
Love Gets Me Every Time - Shania Twain
When - Shania Twain
Breathe - Shania Twain
If You're Not In It For Love (i'm Outta Here)...
Today Is Your Day - Shania Twain
Amneris' Letter - Shania Twain
I Won't Leave You Lonely - Shania Twain
U R Still The One - Shania Twain
Party For Two - Shania Twain
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?...
Party for Two' (with Mark McGrath) - Shania Twain
Whose Bed Have Your Boots - Shania Twain
Party for Two (with Billy Currington)...
Don't! - Shania Twain
Forever and for Always - Shania Twain
From This Moment On - Shania Twain
When You Kiss Me - Shania Twain
I Ain't No Quitter - Shania Twain
I'm Outta Here - Shania Twain
Up! - Shania Twain
The Woman in Me - Shania Twain
Forever & for Always - Shania Twain
From This Moment On (duet With Bryan White)...