Rolling down the street in my pimped up ridenWanting some chicken, preferably friednLooking out for the KFC and I see myself a honeynGet tapped on the shoulder look around and some mofo steals my moneynnChased him into an alleyway, starts crying 'cause he got no gutsnBegging and pleading to let him go so I kicked him in the nutsnnKick him in the nutsnnWipe off my shoe as I get back in the carnStill want some chicken, haven't gotten very farnLooking out the window for the KFCnThen I notice this little kid pulling the fingers at mennSlam on the breaks as the kid begins to runnHe's not laughing anymore, it wasn't worth the funnI told him to say sorry, and all I got was butsnI gave him a chance to redeem himself and then I kicked him in the nutsnnFinally found the KFC as I walk in through the doornI'm gonna buy some chicken, then i'm gonna buy some morenGo up to the counter, ask for a quarter packnHe just laughed at me and gave my money backnnThe pack was $8.95, all I had was $7.83nI grabbed him by the face and told him no one laughs at menHe said with the money, that I could buy some nutsnI jumped over the counter, stole some chicken then I kicked him in the nuts