[Al City]
Waking up with confused feelings
Erection in my pants, is this the real thing?
Don't know what to do, it's my first time
Gotta ring my boy, gotta drop him a line:
Hey bro, what the fuck is this?
I've tried and tried but I can't take a piss
Please help me, I need some advice
It's the best ever feeling that I've had in my life
Think back to when you were thirteen
Sitting in class not doing a thing
Outta nowhere, you feel a shock
You crack a fat boner from your average cock
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, what the fuck
Should you leave it as it is or do the tuck?
Elastic pants are the worst invention
They won't hold back your enormous erection
[Al City]
I got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
You got a boner?
[Al City]
I got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
You got a boner?
[Al City]
I got a boner!
[Matt Mulholland]
I got a boner!
Got a boner
[Al City]
We got boners
[Matt Mulholland]
I got a boner
[Al City]
I got a boner, you got a boner?
[Matt Mulholland]
My voice is low, I matured pretty early
Before you could talk, yeah I was sick and dirty
My first kiss, I was young and so was she
Getting up in that shit at school under the tree
I told everybody and made heaps of friends
Best day of my life, hoped it would never end
It was the first time I didn't feel like a loner
Till you left me, 'cause I said to you Touch my boner
[Matt Mulholland]
I got a boner
[Al City]
I got a boner
Why didn't she touch your boner?
[Matt Mulholland]
She was 10
[Al City]
Hewww, oh, awkward
[Matt Mulholland]
No but I was 10 too though, so it wasn't illegal or anything, it's cool
[Al City]
That's not cool
[Matt Mulholland]
I got a boner
[Al City]
I got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
I got boner
[Al City]
You got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Who's got a boner?
[Al City & Matt Mulholland]
We got a boner!
[Al City]
Let's fast forward, two-thousand-and-six
That's the first time a girl touched my dick
And when she did, it was like an explosion
There was nothing that I didn't wanna get involved in
Wristies, gobbies, S&M
Had my second threesome in 2010
If I picked one thing I could never get over
It was the first time that I got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
I was at the club having a real good time
Till a girl walked by, hoo damn she was fine
Checked her out, fill my spank bank later
When she came up to me thinking I was a player
I bought her a drink, well I bought her a few
I bought her so much thought she was gonna spew
Took me back to hers, didn't give me a number to phone her
I was tired, I was drunk, so I couldn't get a boner
[Al City]
You couldn't get a boner?
[Matt Mulholland]
No, I couldn't get a boner
[Al City]
I got a boner, you got a boner?
[Matt Mulholland]
I'm not drunk now so yeah I got a boner!
[Al City]
Got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Got a boner
[Al City]
Got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Got a boner
[Al City]
Got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Got a boner
[Al City]
Got a boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Got a boner
[Al City & Matt Mulholland]
We got boner!
[Al City]
Bo bo, bo bo bo-bo boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Tu-tu-bo-bo-bo boner
[Al City]
To the bo, to the boner
B to the O to the N E boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Bap-bap-bap, ta, byerr, ta-bah-ah, byerr byurrr
Wa, wi-ge-du wa, eh eh gu ta-ah-ah, boner
[Al City]
Bo-bo, bo, bo boner
Boner, bo-bo, bo-bo, bo-bo boner
[Matt Mulholland]
Bow bo-bo-bow, bo-bo-bow, bo-bo-bow, bo-bo-bow...
[Al City]
Boner
Bo bo bo boner
You can touch my boner
Got a Boner [feat. Al City]
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