Leper Leprechaun
Matt Mulholland

Frolicking in the fields one fine daynWhen I saw a young man coming my waynHe said gimme your gold, don't make me begnSo I pushed him over and I broke his legnnYou sneaky little bastard! He did screamnAnd at that moment I felt something in me spleennI'll ruin your life, I guarantee!nTurns out he gave me leprosynnI'm a leprechaun with leprosynNature's taken the best of menFiddily-eye-tye, tee-tiddily-eye tornnI'm a leper leprechaunnnThought it was a joke, just a bit of a yarnnUntil I woke up and I had lost me armnI looked on the ground and saw me four leaf clovernI had no legs so I couldn't bend overnnI needed some luck and I needed it badnI went to go check what limbs I still hadnAnd at that time I heard a knock at the doornIt was the same man as beforennI've come back to steal your gold!nI tried to grab me pot but I had no hands to holdnHe laughed in me face and he gave me some pornnYou'll need this he saysnCause no one will ever love a leper leprechaunnnI got real sick and all the other leprechauns began to laugh and scoffnI went to the pub to get real drunknAnd me other arm fell offnI tried to drown me sorrows in a pint of GuinnessnBut I had no tonguenSo I had to try and drink it with my penisnnGot a leg in Dublin and an arm in braynI lost me ear in Galway BaynAnd in Wicklow I lost my elbownAnd in Limerick I lost me... finger

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