[Intro: Dumb and Dumber]
What happened?
His head fell off!
His head fell off?
Yeah, he was pretty old
Oh, that’s it! I’ve had it with this dump!
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
[Hook]
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Can’t you see
You bitches can’t do it like me
Motherfuckers stay mad
Like I killed the mom or something
If you really didn’t care
You’d let it be
[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I’ve been dying since day one
But y’all knew that
My dick is like Americans
Too fat, but dangerous
I’m the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers and connoisseurs
I’m a flying reptile
A pterodactyl on Adderall
I’ve got a bunch of scales that I dug up
You’ve never heard at all
Eat a dick little faggot, jeez
And furthermore
You trying to scrap with me
I don’t beef, faggot
I’m herbivore
Hmm
I crawled into the industry
A saturated circus
Manipulating like Hillary
They say I’m crazy
But lately they’ve been defending me
Because take a look around, motherfucker
Everyone’s digging me
[Bridge]
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don’t even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore
[Hook]
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Can’t you read
I’m a dirty old pussy eating freak
Motherfuckers still mad
Like I killed the mom or something
If you really didn’t care
You’d let me eat
[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
Here we go again
I’ll make jokes about your estrogen
That’s pretty much the rest of this song
I’m roasting everything
I’m a weird little entity
That’ll enter titties
And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
(Ew!)
I know I’m morbid at times
That’s how I like to be
They call my dick a mammoth
You’re salty you got a micro-d
Classic penis joke
Inserted with appropriate timing
Because if I ain’t got a penis line
I ain’t dining
No homo, but seriously I’m getting faded
And my life is like my vids
Low budget and underrated
The only way to succeed
Is to chip away at the soul
And hope by the time you get there
You ain’t singin’
[Outro]
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don’t even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Fried Noodles
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