[J:] Hey Kage[K:] Jables[J:] How goes it man?[K:] S'good... s'good[J:] Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be thebest fucking band in the world.[K:] Well yeah me too![J:] There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.[K:] Well s'true. I agree with that.[J:] I mean what, yeah we're gonna be, yeah we're really good. We're likealmost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that.[K:] Yeah[J:] We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust![K:] What, what do you..[J:] All those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it!Y'know what I mean?[K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?[J:] [sigh] Dude you need to fucking have some lessons.[K:] What![J:] I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game.[K:] Lessons![J:] Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking,y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?[K:] Man, yeah, that's true. That's true.[J:] Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.[K:] Really?[J:] And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.[K:] Yeah? Oh no, what![J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! Iswear, if you don't like it we'll fucking fire his ass. He's out.[K:] Who is this guy? I never...[J:] His name is Felix Char [?][K:] Urgh, what.[J:] He's from Spain and he is the best.[K:] Oh god...[J:] I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic)[K:] Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird![J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?[K:] OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him.[J:] OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.[K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.[F:] Hello?[K:] Uh, hi![F:] Hello, I am Felix Char.[K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.[F:] Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.[K:] OK, hm.[F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.[K:] OK.[F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?[K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.[F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?[K:] Ah well it's a Gibson.[F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?[K:] OK. Yeah.[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap![K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do?[F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar![K:] I just picked it up, I just-[F:] No,no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu bocar, pick it up from the body.[K:] The what![F:] The body.[K:] Oh the body! Body, OK.[F:] I'm sorry about my accent.[K:] I didn't know, I didn't know.[F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play the guitar now. Play.[K:] Uh, OK? Uh.[F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.[K:] They're too tight?[F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?[K:] Oh! Hn.[F:] If I put my finger, on your finger.[K:] Hey![F:] Then you can feel...[K:] I can! Wait![F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.[K:] Mhmhm![F:] Yes that's good.[K:] Hey man![F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.[K:] I'm just try- what!?[F:] Feel this. Do you feel that?[K:] Oh god! This is really weird man![F:] That's my cock.[K:] WHAT![F:] That's my cock in your butt cheeks.[K:] OH GOD! Hey![F:] Do you feel it?[K:] NO![F:] Now I'm going to tough your cock.[K:] OW![F:] Let me touch your penis.[J:] It's me![K:] WHAT?![J:] It's me. It's JB.[K:] GOD![J:] There's no Felix dude.[K:] What are you doing?![J:] I'M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I'M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS![K:] By touching me with your penis?![J:] YES! By fucking touching your penis! Whatever it takes![K:] God![J:] That's all I'm saying dude! I'm making a point! Let's get fuckingserious! Let's get physical! Alright. Let's take it from the top.
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