He's so proud of the books that he's never read,'cause there are so many books that he's never read.'Cause that's how doubts climb into your headand make you think funny thoughts when you're lying in bedNow he's got a philosophy,He's got a simple rule,a motto, a creed:Big Words Make the Baby Jesus CryThere once was a woman who had nothin' to saybut she still felt the need to say it anywayNever understood why people stayed awayShe said the newspapers are filled with liesPlanted by gay muslim jewish spiesAtheists run the public schoolsWhile Communists piss into the public poolsNo matter the facts, 'cause this is the truthNow she's got a philosophy,She's got a simple rule,a motto, a creed:Big Words Make the Baby Jesus CryBig words are the enemyreport big words to the authoritiesBig words are the things that bandits sayIf you hear a big word run the other wayBig words lead you down a crooked pathto William Faulkner and Sylvia PlathWhen you use a big word you commit a sinWhen you use a big word the terrorists winTonight half the country will go out to a showIt's a movie written by a five-year oldabout a brave puppy and the kitten he savesIt's no wonder James Thurber spins in his graveNow we've got a philosophyWe've got a simple rule,a motto, a creed:Big Words Make the Baby Jesus CryNow we've go a philosophyWe've got a simple rule,a motto, a creed:Big Words Make the Baby Jesus Cry
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