My baby's got two hands
My baby's got two feet
My baby's got a forehead
And all the chicken you can eat (all right, whoo!)
My baby's got two elbows
My baby sure has a nose
My baby, she's got ten toes
And my baby's got a couple o'those (oh-ho, yeah!)
(You guys comin' to the Klan rally tonight?)
My baby drives a truck
My baby sure is good luck
My baby has a pet duck
And my baby is a heck of a ffff-riend (woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!)