It was a Friday.nI saw a movie, but it wasn’t very long,nso I snuck into another one.nEmployees caught me. They threw me out into the mall.nAll in all, it was pretty fun.nBut then it happened: I bumped into a random guy.nHe said “Excuse me,” and he tried to walk away.nBut I had just had a psychic vision.nI said, “Sir, I don’t know why, but I know your name.”nI said,nn “I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know your name is…n Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob.n Your name is Bob, I know.” nnThe guy said, “Sorry, my name is Fred,”nAnd then he slowly walked away. I never saw that guy again.nWent back to my house.nWent to my room to feed my fish which was floating on its back,nSo I gave it to the cat.nWhen he was finished, I took the bones away,nBut right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain.nWell I had just had a psychic vision.nI said, “Cat, I don’t know why, but I know your name.”nI said,nn “I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know your name is…n Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob.n Your name is Bob, I know.” nnThe cat said nothing,nAnd then threw up onto my freshly shampooed carpet.nI rolled my eyes and walked outside.nIt started raining.nI ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died.nThere was a box there.nI looked inside to see a homeless man,nDressed in rags, bearded and insane.nAnd suddenly I had a psychic vision.nI said, “Sir, I don’t know why, but I know your name.”nI said,nn “I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know, I know your name.n I know, I know your name is…n Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob.n Your name is Bob, I know.” nnThe homeless man stared. He looked a bit scared.nHe asked me how I knew his name. I couldn’t say.nAnd it was awkward. He fell asleep,nAnd I walked back home in the rain. (In the rain.)nBut then it happened: another vision came to me.nAnother psychic idea from my dreams.nI knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace.nSo I did.nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did…nSo I did!