Neil:nI tire of your mind games,nI'm sick of playing don't wake daddy ngood sir,nNo more rock, paper, scissors for mennBut wait, are we not civilised gentlemen here?nI challenge you to a battle of knifessss-a!nnKnife fight!nYou're gonna fight for your lifenKnife fight!nYou're gonna fight with a knifenKnife fightnA really, really, really sharp knifen(Yeah, knife fight!)nnI'm a crazy (crazy) sonofabitch,nI'ma cut you (cut you), swish, swishnIn a knife fight, (knife fight), nknife fight, (knife fight)nKNIFE FIGHT, KNIFE FIGHT!nnNeil: Let me tell you something, I can't be beat!nMarty: Oh yeah?nNeil: Yeah, 'cause I'm the king of the streets!nMarty: Well guess what man, I'll pin you to the wall!nNeil: Oh yeah?nMarty: Yeah, your knife is way too small!nNeil: Hey, my knife is super sharp and that's what counts! I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts!nMarty: Yeah, well I'll be sure to thank you - right after I shank you!nNeil: Punk!nMarty: Dweeb!nnKnife fight!nYou're gonna fight for your lifenKnife fight!nYou're gonna fight with a knifenKnife fight!nA really, really, really sharp knifen(Yeah, knife fight)nnI'm a crazy (crazy) sonofabitch,nI'ma cut you (cut you), swish, swishnIn a knife fight, (knife fight), knife fight, (knife fight)nKNIFE FIGHT!n(knife fight, knife fight!)nnNeil: I'm gonna slice you upnMarty: I'm gonna cut you downnNeil: I'll put you in your placenMarty: I'll put you underground nNeil: This is the end for you, you gutter crawling cur...nMarty: I got a tip for you, get the point?nNeil: Yeah, sure.nMarty: It's time to face the music.nNeil: Time to face the facts!nMarty: Time to bite the bullet!nNeil: Time pay the tax!nMarty: Work on a blade of fury!nNeil: I am a ball of rage.nMarty: You ready sucka?nNeil: More than ready...nBoth: ENGAGE!nnKNIFE! nnFIGHT!nnCUT! nnSTAB!nnKNIFE!nnOW!nnPOKE!nnKNIFE!nnnMarty: Hey, wait a minute here!nNeil: Oh, WHAT is it? nMarty: Knives are dangerous; we could get hurtnNeil: ...Hurt? *quietly* I don't want to get hurt.nMarty: Who does?nNeil: Ok, well, in-in that case,nI challenge you to a...nBoth: TICKLE FIGHT!nn[upbeat banjo enters]nTickle fight, it's a tickle fight, ndon't bring no knife to a tickle fightnjust bring your fingers nand bring a feathernand everyone can sing together nownntickle fight, tickle fightnla di blah di dum dumntickle fightnnTickle fight, tickle fightnWhoopee doo zigzag tickle fightnDing dong doodly nknick knack noodlynfee fi fo fum nkit and caboodle-ynnTickle fight, tickle fightnTickle tickle tickle nfight - hey!nnMarty: hey hey, yay... that was fun... where's my knife?