Being alone on Valentine’s day doesn’t bother me.nNormally, I don’t exude lugubriosity,nBut this year I am curious,nWhat it’s like to feel blue.nThough it may be spurious,nI’ve got nothing else to do.nn And I’m gonna shed tear after tear.n Not that I’m a lonely guy,n But Valentine’s comes but once a year,n I might as well give it a try. nnSo I’ll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find,nMaybe watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.nOr dress all grim and gruesomenAnd drive until I’m ill.nWatch the happy twosomes,nWhom, if I were truly lonely, I would probably want to kill.nn And I’m gonna shed tear after tear.n Not that I’m a lonely guy,n But Valentine’s comes but once a year,n I might as well give it a try.