COUNT THE WAYSnWritten by A.J. Croce,nCroce Publishing (ASCAP)nHe says I love you with the speed of lightnHe won't get to hold her tightnIt's such a valiant trynHe'll have to learn to say goodbyenDid she hear what he just saidnI thought I say her turning rednI think the blush was only hypenCause I can see he's not her typenBut she lives for his attentionnAnd for her love he praysnHe says he loves her too much to mentionnShe said count the waysnOne cause you're good to holdnTwo for your heart of goldnThree don't you see the way I feelnFour for the perfect timenFive for you will be minenSix can't you see my love is realnThe pendulum swungnThe jury's hungnThe verdict's out of sightnBut he don't care about judgmentnHe's just trying to be politenAnd so she's waiting by Al Bell's inventionsnThinking of his good intentionsnIf he called her on the phonenShe wouldn't have to be alonenAs she wanders off to sleepnThe telephone ringsnThe codaphone beepsnShe says leave your number at the tonenI'll call you back when I get homennn