man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,what comes in bottles or in cansmen: BEER!man: cant get enough of itmen: BEER!man: how we really love itmen: BEER!man: makes me think i'm a manmen: BEER!man: i can kiss and hug itmen: BEER!man: but i'd rather chug itmen: BEER!man: got my belly up to heremen: BEER!man: i cannot refuse amen: BEER!man: i could really use amen: BEER, BEER BEER!men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEERdrunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.drunk man: here, have some pretzelsdrunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitzdrunken man: ha ha ha.men: drink with your family, drink it with your friendsman: drink till your fat , stomach distends,beer, is liquid bread its good for you,men: we like to drink till we spew, ewmen: who cares if we get fatman: i'll drink to thatman: as we sing once moreman: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,what comes in bottles or in cansmen: BEER!man: cant get enough of itmen: BEER!man: how we really love itmen: BEER!man: makes me think i'm a manmen: BEER!man: i can kiss and hug itmen: BEER!man: but i'd rather chug itmen: BEER!man: fill my belly up to heremen: BEER!man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,men: BEER!man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!(Burp)
Lyrics by South Park
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The Herald Angels Sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas He's a Bird, He's a Plane Heat of The Moment Hell Isn't Good Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already. High Everyday High So High Hillwood Hillwood Hustlaz Hillwood Hustlaz Ii Ho Ho Horny Horny - Mousse Tvs Hot 'n' Juicy Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument Hot Lava Hubba Hubba Huboon Stomp Huboon Stomp - Devo Hurricane Of Change Hustle Town I Am Your Future I Can Change I Hate You Guys I Must Be High I Need A Sweet I Saw Three Ships I Swear It (I Can Change) - Violent Femmes I Wanna Know Her Name I'm A Little Bit Country I'm Super I'm Super - Big Gay Al Iatola If I Die Illegal Amigos Imprisonment [\ In My Hood In My Safe Space In The Ghetto (Cartman's Version) It Happened In Sun Valley It Happenned In Sun Valley It's A Rockin' World It's a Rockin' World - D.JBonebrake It's Easy Mmmkay Jackin' It In San Diego Jesus Baby Kanye West - Gay Fish Kenny Goes To Hell Kenny's Dead Kenny's Dead - Master P Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch Kyle's Mom's A B**ch Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C Kyles Mom Is A Bitch La Resistance La Resistance (Medley) La Resistance Reprise (Mole\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Dea... 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So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) Santa Claus Is On His Way Screens Falling Screwed Up Tape Series 3 Theme tune Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) Shout Outz Shut Yo Face (uncle F**ka) - Trick Daddy Simultaneous Since Day 1 Skit Somethin' I Would Do Something About Mary Something About Mary (Chopped & Screwed) South Park Theme South Park Theme - Primus Special In Our Own Way SPM Diaries SPM Diaries (Chopped & Screwed) SPM vs. Los Stan's Song Stay On Your Grind Streets on Beats Styrofoam Cup Suck My Balls Mr. Garision Suckaz N Hataz Super - RuPaul Swiss Colony Beeflog Taco Flavoured Kisses Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) Tex to Cali Part 2 The Beach House The Canadian Prime Minister The Day Of Unity The Most Offensive Song Ever The Prostitute Song The Rainbow The Real Slim Shady The System Third Grade Throw Away Gats Thug Girl Time is Money Tonight Is Right For Love Twice Last Night Uncle F**ka Uncle Fucka Up There Valley Vote Or Die Wake up Wendy - Elton John Wake Up Wendy! Watch The Block Bleed We Ain't Goin' Nowhere We Did Dat We Three Kings Wendy's Cunt song West Coast, Gulf Coast, East Coast What The Hell Child Is This? What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 What Would Brian Boitano Do? What Would Brian Boitano Do? PtII - D.V.D.A. Whatever You Do When Devils Strike When Devils Strike (Chopped & Screwed) Where Has My Country Gone? Who's Over There Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy Wild Wild West - Cartman Will They Die 4 You? Will They Die 4 You? - Lil' Kim Wishing Tree Wizard Of Oz Woodson N Worthin Work For a Better Future You Know My Name You Know My Name (Remix)
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