Incredibad
The Lonely Island

Now let's take a trip down memory lane

Back to junior high school where it all began

Three bad little kids raising hell at school

We were just thirteen straight actin' a fool

Every day after class, kiv's house was the spot

Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught

Best friends, blood brothers, yo, we one and the same

'Till one fateful afternoon when everything changed

One day playing punch out up in kiv's room

The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom

Looked out the back window saw a billow of smoke

Yo, your backyard is smashed, man this isn't a joke

(Let's go check this out man!) (I bet, let's go)

All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement

Yo, what the hell is that? man, it looks like a spaceship!

We all ran for cover and the hatch opened wide

And a little green dude stepped out from inside

He said, I'm from mars, and I come in peace

I have something to ask, and it's not discreet

There's a mutated strain in our dna helix

And you three kids are the ones who can heal it

But we're just thirteen, man, what can we do?

Um, how should I put this? I think we should screw (what?)

On our home planet we can no longer breed

I've been sent a self-receptacle for storing your seed

Storing our seed? yo, I think he means sex

Man, I'm a virgin, we all are, bad!

I'm just gonna lie here, and close my eyes

Aw, what should we do? now it's spreading it's thighs!

You'll be heroes on our planet! but why us three?

You're the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me

(Yo should we do it?) (I don't know!)

(Yo, I say we put it to a vote.)

All in favor, say aye. aye!

Okay, we're in! cool. Who should go first?

I have three depositories to capture your burst

Wait, at the same time? yeah, that's what I was thinking

Now here's some wine coolers, let's get you boys drinking

We pounded the drinks, and started getting tipsy

We took our positions, and started getting frisky

One in the front and two in the back

Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap

Keep pumping away! my wife and family thank you

I'm about to explode! yo son, me too!

Three way climax! best friends forever!

Who would thought that we've lost our virginities together

Andy, Jorm and Kiv, you've saved our race

Your reward is one wish then I'll go back to space

We looked at eachother, didn't have to talk

Knew exactly what he wanted before he took off

Mr. alien sir, for what it's worth

We wanna be the greatest fake mc's on earth

your wish is granted, and thanks again

You may have saved my planet but I'm losing three friends

What happened today was both incredible and bad

Therefore your name is incredibad


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