I F****D My Aunt
The Lonely Island

Damn, I fucked my aunt

I can't believe I fucked my aunt

I fucked my aunt y'all

I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid

Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid

But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake

And trips to the city, what a magical place

First baseball game, man, I'll never forget

Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat

My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me

And five years later, I fucked my aunt

Damn, I fucked my aunt

I can't believe that I fucked my aunt

Man, I really fucked my aunt

I fucked my aunt, y'all

Rainstorms always give me the blues

Worst one in ten years on the evening news

She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed

My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes

We opened some wine and laughed like kids

She told me funny things that her and my mom did

But then my uncle called and she had to go

And twelve years later, I fucked her sister

Damn I fucked my aunt

Can you believe that I fucked my aunt?

Man, I guess I fucked my aunt

I fucked my aunt y'all

It was my eighteenth birthday, the world was still new

My parents threw me a party as parents will do

My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift

It was an ant farm, man she was a trip

Later that night I was up in my room

I watched as the small ant community bloomed

So simple, yet so complex, I contemplated my own life

And wondered what would come next

I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick

And also, I fucked my aunt

Damn, I fucked my ant

And I fucked my aunt

Man, we fucked our aunts

We fucked our aunts y'all

Oh, I can't believe it

They fucked their aunts

I mean, I fucked my aunt too

But you don't see me making songs about it

Although we technically didn't have sex

Just some above the clothes stuff

And some under the clothes stuff

I mean what is sex really?

Is it just penetration?

Or do you have to finish?

'Cause I finished

Damn, I fucked my aunt y'all


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