Lock eyes from across the roomnDown my drink while the rhythms boomnTake your hand, and skip the namesnNo need here for the silly gamesnMake our way through the smoke and crowdnThe club is the sky and I'm on your cloudnMove in close as the lasers flynOur bodies touch and the angels crynnLeave this place go back to yoursnOur lips first touch outside your doorsnThe whole night what we've got in storenWhisper in my ear that you want some morenAnd I jizz in my pantsnnThis really never happens you can take my wordnI won't apologizenThat's just absurdnMainly your fault for the way that you dancenAnd now I jizz in my pantsnDon't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slutnPlus it's your faultnYou were rubbing my buttnI'm very sensitivenSome would say that's a plusnNow I'll go home and changennI need a few things from the grocerynDo things alone now mostlynLeft me heartbroken, not lookin' for lovenSurprise in my eyes when I looked abovenThe checkout counter and I saw her facenMy heart stood still so did time and spacenNever thought that I could feel real againnBut the look in her eyes said I need a friendnShe turned to me that's when she said itnLooked me dead in the face, asked cash or creditnAnd I jizzed in my pantsnnIt's perfectly normalnNothing wrong with menBut we're going to need a cleanupnOn aisle 3nAnd now I'm posed in an awkward stancenBecause I jizzed in my pantsnTo be fairnYou were flirting a lotnPlus the way you bag cans makes menBothered and hotnPlease stop acting like you're not impressednOne more thingnI'm gonna pay by checknnLast week, I saw a filmnAs I recall it was a horror filmnWalked outside into the rainnChecked my phone and saw you rangnAnd I jizzed in my pantsnnSpeeding in the street, when the red lights flashnNeed to get away, need to make a dashnA song comes on that reminds me of younAnd I jizz in my pantsnnThe next daynMy alarm goes offnAnd I jizz in my pantsnnOpen the window and a breeze rolls innAnd I jizz in my pantsnnWhen Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth SensenI jizzed in my pantsnnI just ate a grapenAnd I jizzed in my pantsnnI went to. . .nOk seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?nnI jizz right in my pantsnEvery time you're next to menAnd when we're holdin handsnIts like havin sex to menYou say I'm prematurenI just call it ecstasynI wear a rubber at all timesnIts a necessitynCuz I jizz in my pantsn(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))nYes I jizz in my pantsn(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)