No Homo
The Lonely Island

Hey man

Hey,

Dude you're looking pretty swoll' have you been working out?

Uh Yeah! Why you looking?

Oh no not like that man I mean no homo

Oh no homo cool

When you want to compliment a friend, no homo

But you don't want that friendship to end, no homo

To tell a dude just how you feel, no homo

Just say no homo so he knows the deal no homo

Yo man you got a fresh style, no homo

And you know you got the best smile, no homo

Your girlfriend is a lucky lady, no homo

With your looks you'd make a handsome baby, no homo

I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt, no homo

It's hard to pull it off but you make it work, no homo

Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent, no homo

Hey I kinda like the musical Rent, no homo

Man I can't decide who wore it best, no homo

But I'm feelin Diane Keaton's vest, no homo

I admitted I'm a fashionista, no homo

And I know every line of Mystic Pizza, no homo

Damn this rose is something special (no homo)

Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo)

Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no homo)

We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo)

Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo)

Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo)

Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo)

But as a joke 'cause we're all straight (no homo)

Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo)

Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo)

Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo)

Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo)

We could three-way sixty nine (no homo)

Or human centipede in a line (no homo)

Or some docking could be hella fun ( no homo)

Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no homo)

Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy

And butt fuck a dude while he sixty nine's Morrissey(?)

No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece

To gave young Socrates the illful release

Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet

Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet

These two words have set me free (no homo)

Damn it feels good to be (no homo)


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