Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.nNo problem.nSo you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?nAbsolutely, I'm the boss.nWell, so take us through a day in the life of, The Boss.nWell the first thing I do is--nnTalk to corporate (like a boss)nApprove memos (like a boss)nRead a workshop (like a boss)nRemember birthdays (like a boss)nDirect work-flow (like a boss)nMy own bathroom (like a boss)nMicro-manage (like a boss)nPromote synergy (like a boss)nnHit on Deborah (like a boss)nGet rejected (like a boss)nSwallow sadness (like a boss)nSend some faxes (like a boss)nCall a sex line (like a boss)nCry deeply (like a boss)nDemand a refund (like a boss)nEat a bagel (like a boss)nnHarassment Lawsuit (like a boss)nNo Promotion (like a boss)n5th of vodka (like a boss)nShit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)nBuy a gun (like a boss)nIn my mouth (like a boss)nOh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!nnPussy out (like a boss)nPuke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)nJump out the windows (like a boss)nSuck a dude's dick (like a boss)nScore some coke (like a boss)nCrash my car (like a boss)nSuck my own dick (like a boss)nEat some chicken strips (like a boss)nnChop my balls off (like a boss)nBlack out in the sewer (like a boss)nMeet a giant fish (like a boss)nFuck his brains out (like a boss)nTurn into a jet (like a boss)nBomb the Russians (like a boss)nCrash into the Sun (like a boss)nNow I'm dead (like a boss)nnUh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.nNo doubt.nYou chopped your balls off and died.nHell yeah.nAnd I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?nNope.nActually, I'm pretty sure you did.nNah, that ain't me.nOK, well this has been eye-opening for me.nI'm the boss.nYa, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.nI'm the boss.nYa, ya, I got it.nI'm the boss.nNo, I heard you, see you later!n(like a boss)