Check one, check two, lets take a cruiseI done did the game every which way but looseNothing left to do except collect my cashAnd I bet that ass that the mex gon' lastPut the past on paper, threw away my pager'cause these boys keep callin from locs to cookie bakerMama saved em from the hate, now I'm hard with the painI'm in the place in your face tryin to sell you a tapeI break records in texas creepin in caddies and benzesAnd a pretender if he step up to the bullet bartenderI bet I check and wreck a sucker riding bumper to bumperI might dump the whole clip and miss and hit your uncleI ain't trippin, flippin, sippin on purple liptonDiggin women in the drop lemon, g livinI was driven to my last nerve, hittin curbsPuttin twenties on a grass hurstEnd of verse[chorus x2]No shameWelcome to the dope gameThis is were we don't playLeave your boys with no brainsWhoridasI remember long ago I never got no loveStill I knew that one day I'd be popularI used to stand in the circle trying to smoke your budJust hopin that the blunt wouldn't pass me upI used to ask for a sip of your syrupI used to never walk around with the white cupNow I eat eighteen steaks, on silver platesGirls fanin my face, others give me grapesBy the grace of god, I was given the jobTo run through the rap game like corn on the cobSo blessed in my test, I bought my sets in the southwestI ain't got no credit cards except mexican expressI'ma dress my baby girl and rock the whole damn worldIf you needs tracks happy p got my referalYour head twirl to the sounds of the sp mexRidin in the lex with a dog named plexSouthside to the north, at the old golf courseThe valet the white porsche with the bulletproof doors[chorus x2]It's the l-o-s c-o-yPack the pistola, oh me oh myMy nina shine like the sun, I never ask for a crumbFor breakfast my chef makes me eggs-fuyonI've come from the hills of ghetto thrills and chillsThree wheelin, dope dealin, killin nothin but squeelsMy third wish was to break this curse and mythNow I'm worldwide status on your satilite dishPunk checker, chump wrecker, got the salt and the pepperLeft a mark in the game and never been a half stepperLeopard skin on my couch, be like oscar the grouchFrom the streets, pullin rocks out my kangaroo pouchBut I told these boys, never at my houseWhether it's the ounce that puts leather on my couchA thousand dollars a week, my baby girl's allowanceDope house bouncin cash to my forgein accounts[chorus x2]
Lyrics by South Park
2 Joints 3rd Wish A Lonely Jew On Christmas A Lonley Jew On Christmas All Cot Up Anything Goes At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) At Shetoro's Crib (A Poem) (Chopped & Screwed) Back That Ass Up Bigger, Longer, And Uncut Script Bitch Blame Canada Blazin Janey (Chopped & Screwed) Block of Rock Bloody War Boys on Da Cut Brad Logan Brad Logan - Rancid Broadway Bubblegoose Bubblegoose - Wyclef Jean Burn Us Alive Cali Tex Connect California Love Canadian ABC's Carol Of The Bells Carolyn's Hook Carolyn's Hook (Chopped & Screwed) Child Of The Ghetto Children Of The Ghetto Chocolate Salty Balls Chocolate Salty Balls (p.si Love You) Christmas Time In Hell Circle Of Poo City Of Dank Come Sail Away Come Sail Away - Eric Cartman Comin' Up Comin' Down Cookie Baker Cool Enough Country Life Crazy Lady Dallas To Houston Dead, Dead, Dead Deep Instrumental Don't Hide It Don't Let Them Foolya Dope House Family Dope House Family (Chopped & Screwed) Dope House Intro Dradle Song Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel Duh Duh Duh El Jugador (The Player) Eyes Of A Child Feel Like Makin' Love Filthy Rich Follow My Lead For Years [\ Forgot About Timmy Forgotten Verse Full version: Uncle Fucker Garza West Get Yo Guns Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 1) Getting Gay With Kids Choir Song (part 2) Ghetto Prisoner Ghetto Tales Good Love - Isaac Hayes as Chef Graveyards [\ H-Town G-Funk Habitual Criminal Hark! The Herald Angels Sing Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas He's a Bird, He's a Plane Heat of The Moment Hell Isn't Good Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already. High Everyday High So High Hillwood Hillwood Hustlaz Hillwood Hustlaz Ii Ho Ho Horny Horny - Mousse Tvs Hot 'n' Juicy Horny + Sid Greenfield Argument Hot Lava Hubba Hubba Huboon Stomp Huboon Stomp - Devo Hurricane Of Change Hustle Town I Am Your Future I Can Change I Hate You Guys I Must Be High I Need A Sweet I Saw Three Ships I Swear It (I Can Change) - Violent Femmes I Wanna Know Her Name I'm A Little Bit Country I'm Super I'm Super - Big Gay Al Iatola If I Die Illegal Amigos Imprisonment [\ In My Hood In My Safe Space In The Ghetto (Cartman's Version) It Happened In Sun Valley It Happenned In Sun Valley It's A Rockin' World It's a Rockin' World - D.JBonebrake It's Easy Mmmkay Jackin' It In San Diego Jesus Baby Kanye West - Gay Fish Kenny Goes To Hell Kenny's Dead Kenny's Dead - Master P Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (in D Minor) Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch Kyle's Mom's A B**ch Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C Kyles Mom Is A Bitch La Resistance La Resistance (Medley) La Resistance Reprise (Mole\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Dea... 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Mrhanky The Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording Mrs. Landers Was A Health Nut My Feria Night Shift No Substitute Nowhere To Run O Canada - Geddy Lee And Alex Lifeson Of Rush O Holy Night O Tannenbaum Oh My My One of Those Nights Ooh Wee Peace Pipe Penitentiary Flow Penitentiary Flow (Chopped & Screwed) Power Moves Problemas Prostitute Song Queef Free Rainbow - Ween Real Gangsta Real Gangsta (Chopped & Screwed) Real Gangster Red Beams And Rice Reminisce Revenge Revenge! Riches To Rags (MMMKay) - Nappy Roots Riddla on Da Roof Rollin' Run Away [\ Runaway S.P. So Bastardly S.P. So Bastardly (Chopped & Screwed) Santa Claus Is On His Way Screens Falling Screwed Up Tape Series 3 Theme tune Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda (correct) Shout Outz Shut Yo Face (uncle F**ka) - Trick Daddy Simultaneous Since Day 1 Skit Somethin' I Would Do Something About Mary Something About Mary (Chopped & Screwed) South Park Theme South Park Theme - Primus Special In Our Own Way SPM Diaries SPM Diaries (Chopped & Screwed) SPM vs. Los Stan's Song Stay On Your Grind Streets on Beats Styrofoam Cup Suck My Balls Mr. Garision Suckaz N Hataz Super - RuPaul Swiss Colony Beeflog Taco Flavoured Kisses Taco-Flavored Kisses (MegaMix) Tex to Cali Part 2 The Beach House The Beer Song The Canadian Prime Minister The Day Of Unity The Most Offensive Song Ever The Prostitute Song The Rainbow The Real Slim Shady The System Third Grade Throw Away Gats Thug Girl Time is Money Tonight Is Right For Love Twice Last Night Uncle F**ka Uncle Fucka Up There Valley Vote Or Die Wake up Wendy - Elton John Wake Up Wendy! Watch The Block Bleed We Ain't Goin' Nowhere We Did Dat We Three Kings Wendy's Cunt song West Coast, Gulf Coast, East Coast What The Hell Child Is This? What Would Brian Boitano Do 2 What Would Brian Boitano Do? What Would Brian Boitano Do? PtII - D.V.D.A. Whatever You Do When Devils Strike When Devils Strike (Chopped & Screwed) Where Has My Country Gone? Who's Over There Wiggy Wiggy Wiggy Wild Wild West - Cartman Will They Die 4 You? Will They Die 4 You? - Lil' Kim Wishing Tree Wizard Of Oz Woodson N Worthin Work For a Better Future You Know My Name You Know My Name (Remix)