D**k in a Box
The Lonely Island

Hey, girl
I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen

Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready
To lay it on the line

Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)

A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)

It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl

See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:

One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box


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  100th Digital Short   3 Way   3-Way   3-Way (The Golden Rule [Video]   3-Way (The Golden Rule)   3-Way (The Golden Rule) [Edited Version]   3-Way (The Golden Rule) [Explicit Version]   After Party   Are Or Aren’t   Ashley Wednesday   Attracted To Us   Awesometown   Bing Bong Brothers   Bing Bong Brothers [DVD][*]   Boombox   Cocaine   Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions   D*** in a Box   D*** in a Box [DVD]   D**k in a Box [DVD][*]   Diaper Money   Diaper Money [Video]   Dick In A Box   Do The Creep   Donkey Roll   Dramatic Intro   Dream Girl   Equal Rights   Falcor Vs Atreyu   Falcor Vs. Atreyu - Classy Skit #1   Falcor vsAtreyu   Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)   Fuck Off   Go Kindergarden   Go Kindergarten   Hey Ya Ho   Hot New Single   Hugs   Hunter The Hungry Is Gon’ Eat   I Don t Give A Honk   I Don't Give A Honk   I F****D My Aunt   I Fucked My Aunt   I Just Had S..   I Just Had Sex   I Just Had Sex (Single)   I Just Had Sex [Edited Version]   I Just Had Sex [Explicit Version]   I Run NY   I Threw It On The Ground   I'm A Hustler   I'm A Hustler (Interlude)   I'm A Hustler (song?)   I'm a Weirdo   I'm On A Boat   I'm On A Boat (Clean Version)   I'm on a Boat [Clean]   I'm on a Boat [DVD]   I\u2019m So Humble   I'm On A Boat   I'm So Humble   I’m A Weirdo   I’m So Humble   Ibitha   Im On A Boat   Incredibad   Incredible Thoughts   Iran so far   J**z in My Pants   J**z in My Pants [DVD][*]   Jack Sparrow   Jack Sparrow (Single)   Japan   Jason Deeps   Jizz In My Pants   Jizz In My Pants   Just 2 Guyz   KaBlamo   Karate Guy   Kill This Music   Lazy Sunday   Lazy Sunday 2   Legalize It   Like A Boss   Mama   Maximus   Me Likey Dat   Meet The Crew   Mona Lisa   Mother Lover   Motherlover   Motherlover (Single)   Motherlover [Album Versions]   My Mic   My Mic - Interlude   My Mic (Interlude)   My Mic (Interlude)   Natalie's Rap   No Homo   No Homo (Outro)   No Homo Outro   Normal Guy   Normal Guy (Interlude)   Old Saloon (Interlude)   Owen’s Song   Perfect Saturday   Perfect Sunday   Punch You In The Jeans   Ras Trent   Reba   Rock Roll Skate   Rocky   Santana DVX   Sax Man   Semicolon   Should I Move   Should I Move?   Shrooms   Shrooms (Interlude)   Shy Ronnie   Shy Ronnie 2   Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde   Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie and Clyde   Shy Ronnie, Pt. 2: Ronnie & Clyde   Shy Ronnie, Pt. 2: Ronnie and Clyde   Sick Glenda   Space Olympics   Space Olympics [DVD][*]   Spell It Out   Spring Break Anthem   Spring Break Anthem (Single)   Spring Break Anthem [Video]   Stork Patrol   The Bing Bong Brothers   The Compliments   The Compliments (ft. Too $hort)   The Creep   The Creep (Single)   The Lonely Island HUGS featuring Pharrell & Tatian...   The Old Saloon   The Old Saloon (Interlude)   The Old Saloon (Interlude)   Things in My Jeep   Three Way   Three-Way (The Golden Rule)   Threw It On The Ground   Trip To Spain   Trouble On Dookie Island   Turn Up The Beef   Turtleneck & Chain   Turtleneck & Chain   Watch Me Do Me   Watch Me Do Me - Classy Skit #2   Watch Me Do Me (Classy Skit #2)   We Are A Crowd   We Like Sportz   We Like Sportz [DVD]   We Need Love   We'll Kill U   We're Back   We're Back!   We're Back! (Single)   We'll Kill U   What Was That Beat   When Will the Bass Drop   Where Brooklyn At?   Where Brooklyn At? (Interlude)   Who Said We're Wack   YOLO   YOLO [Video]   You ve Got The Look   You've Got The Look   ZanZabar

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