Gentlemen, we have a problemnThere's a journalist down in the hallnShe got a photo of Slim out on the town last nightnAnd it could ruin us allnShe caught Shady being a ladynWith a couple of Canadian ballet dancersnThe magazines will be looking for answersnBanging down our door...nnIf he won't come quietly we'll have to force itnPull that skinny mother out of the closetnnEminem is gay (Eminem is gay)nHe gives it out like a kid in a sweetshop.nnLipstick all over his chainsawnDancing around in dungareesnAnd did you see where Dr Dre put his handsnWhen he stood behind him on kids TV?nWake up the marketing departmentnWe'll make a load of money out of this nownNo such thing as a sacred cow:nGentlemen leave it to me.nnPrime time live to the masses enough,nWill the queer Slim Shady please stand up?nnEminem is gay (Eminem is gay)nEminem is playing for the other teamnEminem is gay (really really gay)nHe likes it best down in betweennn(rap)nD12 go round the outside:nsaid it was a lookalike working for the FBIn(dumb as it is) I got your true sexualitynbound and gagged in the boot of my pickupnand I'm driving it off a bridge...nnEminem is gay (Eminem is gay)nEminem is playing for the other teamnEminem is gay (really really gay)nHe likes it best down in betweennEminem is gay (Eminem is gay)nEminem is playing for the other sidenEminem is gay (really really gay)nCome on Slim, let the fans decide!