There was Gemini Jim and Scorpio SalThey was livin' by the Golden GateFreezin' their nose and wearin' leather clothesAnd dealin' every way but straight.They had a Leo dog and a Capricorn cat,And everything was goin' fine'Till into their life on a starless nightCome the man who got no sign.Look out, Momma, he's headin' this way,One eye yella and the other one gray,Lookin' for a soul, but he won't get mine.He's the man who got no sign.Well he blew right in, sat right downAnd rolled himself a righteous smoke.He lit his roach with a lightnin' bolt,He took a toke and spoke.Said he was born in an astrological warpWhen the moon refused to shineOn the cusp of nowhere and nevermore.He's the man who got no sign.Then he told a story of his endless searchTo find his missing part,And Sal she sits and smiles at himAnd tries to do his chart.Till Pisces Ben, who was Jim's best friendSaid, Man, you must be blind.Your chick is lost 'cause her star is crossedWith the man who got no sign.Then late that night two shots rang outFrom Jim's old .32.He caught the stranger and Scorpio SalDoin' what they shouldn't do.When we got to the shed, there was Jim by the bed,Where Scorpio Sal lay dyin'.But a blood-red stain is all that remainedOf the man who got no sign.The arrest was made by Sheriff Slade,An Aquarius through and through.And the jailer was a Sagittarius.She he beat Jim black and blue.Then they dragged him up the courthouse steps.They said, Jim how do you plea?He said, Man, the moon's in VirgoSo the blame don't fall on me.The jury all was Libras,So you know they was more than fair.But his lawyer was an Aries,And an Aries just don't care.The judge he was a Cancer,And Cancers have no friends.But the hangman was a Taurus,And that's where Jim's story ends.But late at night, when the stars are rightAnd the moon is gray and dim,Two ghostly figures roll aroundOn the grave of Gemini Jim.One is the ghost of Scorpio SalAs she moans and shrieks and grinds,In the endless come that she's gettin' fromThe man who got no sign.
Lyrics by Shel Silverstein
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