Me and Jimmie Rodgers used to ride them rollin' box carsIn the summertimeAnd Jimmie he'd play his guitar And I'd lay back and watch the stars and sip my wine.And me and Audie Murphy used to crawl out on our belliesThrough the German linesNo Audie, I won't leave you here.I'll pull you through'Cause buddy you're a pal of mine.Me and Phil Rizzuto didn't we move around like lightnin'On the double playAnd I'd look over in the stands, and Marilyn would see meAnd she'd smile and wave.Hell no, Coach Lombardi, this broken back ain't nothin'.If the game was saveAnd fellas, if I don't pull through Just put a little golden footballOn my grave.John Wayne he once said to me them Japs'll take the islandAnd we gotta save the ol' red white and blueSomeone's gotta swim out to the submarine and warn 'emAnd, kid, you know I hate like hell to ask you to.Me and Rocky Marciano used to spar together Up in Stillman's gymKnowin' someday it would be the Garden And a championshipFor me or him.And Coop, if no one in this town is man enough to back youWhen Frank Miller comesCome high noon, I'll walk with you. I may be young,But I know how to use a gun.Betty Grable, don't you cry. You know you can be a starAnd with my drinkin', I'd just hold you backGo on sign the contracts, hon, and I'll read about you inSome old newspaper blown' 'cross some lonesome hobo camp.'Cause me and Jimmie Rodgers we still ride them rollin' box carsIn the summertimeAnd Jimmie he play his guitar while I lay back And watch the stars and sip my wine.And me and Audie Murphy we still crawl out on our belliesThrough the German lines.No, Audie, I won't leave you here.I'll pull you through cause, buddy, you're a pal of mine.Hey, Marilyn, come on over here and hold me close to youAnd kiss me one last time.
Lyrics by Shel Silverstein
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