Open my eyes, what a beautiful dayJust the type that makes me want to say hoorayI'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleepInto my brain reality seepsLook all around me, can't believe what I seeThese little short people are surrounding meI've got a white beard, a suit made of redMy soul becomes filled with a keen sense of dreadOh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausHop out of bed, kick an elf in the chestWhat an awful way to awake from a restSanta, oh, Santa, the little gnomes cheerYou shouldn't be nasty at this time of year!What do you mean? I say in a rageAnd what are you doing with those big burlap bags?The elves they do roar, Why their full of toysFor you to deliver to the good girls and boys.Oh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausResigned to my fate, I load up the sleighHarness the reindeer and get under wayIt's nippy up here in the cool arctic skyGood thing I remembered that bottle of ryeFlying over rooftops, throwing out toysHopefully crushing those good girls and boysLike a bad dream, I pray for releasePlease let this hellish existence be ceased!Oh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausOh God, I'm Santa ClausFrom this nightmare I finally awakeMy brain is on fire, my hands they do shakeBut wait, they're not hands, they're cute little pawsI'm the Easter Bunny, I'm not Santa Claus!Oh God, I'm the Easter BunnyOh God, I 'm Easter BunnyOh God, I'm Easter BunnyOh God, I'm Easter Bunny
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