I hate the Sky Dome and the CN tower tooI hate Nathan Phillips square and the Ontario zooThe rents too highThe airs uncleanThe beaches are dirty and the people are meanAnd the women are big and the men are dumbAnd the children are loopy because they live in a slumpThe water is polluted and the mayors a dorkThey dress real bad and they think their New YorkIn to-ron-to-o, On-ta-ri-o-o[You know what actually I think I pretty much hate all of OntarioOh yah me 2]I hate Thunder Bay and OttawaKitchener, Windsor and OshawaLondon sucks and the great lakes suckAnd Sarnia Sucks and turkey point sucksI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian MulroneyHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a treeI went to see the maple leafs and got hit in the head with a puck and I dont even know how they did it, I mean I was playing the organ.Ontariooooooooo, sucks!Yep actually you know now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country.Well except for Alberta, oh yah I love Alberta, pretty niceLots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. moo moo mooButI hate Newfoundland because they talk so weirdAnd Prince Edward Island is too smallNova Scotia is dumb because its the name of a bankNew Brunswick doesnt have a good mallQuebec is revolting and it makes me madOntario sucks, Ontario sucks.Manitobas population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer isnt that stupidSaskatchewan is boring and the people are oldAnd as for the territories, their too cold!And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to usBecause Albertaaa doesnt suck, but Calgary doessssss.
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