Canada Sucks
Arrogant Worms

I hate the Sky Dome and the CN tower too

I hate Nathan Phillips square and the Ontario zoo

The rents too high

The airs unclean

The beaches are dirty and the people are mean

And the women are big and the men are dumb

And the children are loopy because they live in a slump

The water is polluted and the mayors a dork

They dress real bad and they think their New York

In to-ron-to-o, On-ta-ri-o-o

[You know what actually I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario

Oh yah me 2]

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa

Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa

London sucks and the great lakes suck

And Sarnia Sucks and turkey point sucks

I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney

He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree

I went to see the maple leafs and got hit in the head with a puck and I dont even know how they did it, I mean I was playing the organ.

Ontariooooooooo, sucks!

Yep actually you know now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country.

Well except for Alberta, oh yah I love Alberta, pretty nice

Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. moo moo moo

But

I hate Newfoundland because they talk so weird

And Prince Edward Island is too small

Nova Scotia is dumb because its the name of a bank

New Brunswick doesnt have a good mall

Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad

Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks.

Manitobas population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer isnt that stupid

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old

And as for the territories, their too cold!

And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us

Because Albertaaa doesnt suck, but Calgary doessssss.


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  A Man Has Needs   A Manly Song   A Night On Dildo   A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo   Assumption Song   Baby Poo   Big Box Store   Big Fat Road Manager   Billy Themepark Shark   Billy, The Themepark Shark   Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah   Bottle Of Booze   Boy Band   Canada's Really Big   Canada's Really Big   Car Full Of Pain   Car Of Pain   Carrot Juice Is Murder   Celine Dion   Cellphone Vigilante   Christmas Blues   Christmas Hangover   Christmas In Ignace   Christmas Is Almost Here   Christmas Sucks   Christmas Turkey Blues   Christmastime   Cows With Guns   Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day   Dangerous   Dog Food Woman   Dog Named Bob   Don't Go Into Politics   Don't Go Into Politics   Drink With Me   Forgive Us We're Canadian   Fuzzy Dice   Goin' Huntin'   Going Hunting   Great To Be A Nerd   Having Fun Is Bad For You   Head In The Freezer   Heimlich Maneuver   History is Made By Stupid People   Horizon   Hot Dog Song   I Am Cow   I Am Cow!!!!   I Am Not American   I Got Fingers   I pulled my groin   I Ran Away   I Want To Look Like Arnold   I'm The Only Gay Eskimo   Idiot Road   If I Were Prime Minister   Jesus' Brother Bob   Jesus' Brother Bob   Johnny Came Home Headless   Kill The Dog Next Door   Killer Robots From Venus   Let There Be Guns   Let's Go Bowling   Let's Go Bowling   Life On The Road   Log In To You   Login To You   Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts   Losing Hair Under God   Malcolm   Me Like Hockey   Me Like Hockey!   Mounted Animal Nature Trail   Mrs. Catto   My Neighbour's Learning Saxophone   My Voice Is Changing   New Car Smell   No Sale/no Store   No Sale\/No Store   Oh God, I'm Santa Claus   Oh God, I'm Santa Claus!   Oh God, I'm Santa Claus   Particle Board   Proud T O Be A Banker   Proud To Be A Banker   Proud To Be Canadian   Really Scary   Rippy The Gator   Rocks and Trees   Sam, The Guy From Quincy   Santa Got Arrested   Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass   Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass   Scary Ned   Sex, Drugs, and RRSP   Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's   She Talks During Movies   Shipwreck Balladeer   Song Inside My Head   Sponges   Stalker Girl   Steel Drivin' Man   Steel Drivin' Man   The Assumption Song   The Ballad Of Dan   The Beer Song   The Canada Song   The Canadian Crisis Song   The Christmas Song   The Coffee Song   The Credit Song   The Fishing Song   The Gaelic Song   The Golf Song   The Happy Happy Birthday Song   The Hockey Song   The Last Saskatchewan Pirate   The Last Sensitive Cowboy   The Me Song   The Monkey Song   The Mountie Song   The Same Christmas Cake   The Scotsman   The Toronto Song   The War of 1812   The Worst Seat On The Plane   Things Are Looking Bad For Santa   Tokyo Love Song   Toronto Sucks   Trichinosis   Trip To Greece   TV Weather Guy   Vincent The Christmas Virus   Waiting to Sell Out   Wayne Gretzky Rocks   We Are the Beaver   William Shakespeare's In My Cat   William Shakespeare's In My Cat   Winnebago   Wolfe Island Ferry   Wong's Chinese Buffet   Wong's Chinese Buffet

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