I bought a ticket to Austrailia, for my holidays,
Got my boarding pass, found out at last,
That I was seated in the middle of the row.
The buisness man beside me smelled like Old Spice, and Gin.
The lady to my left was talkin bout her grandchildren.
Two kids behind me were screamin for their mum.
She was screamin back,
Wonder how come?
I got the worst seat on the plane,
By the time I land I'll be insane.
My legs are startin to go numb, and,
I just wanna kill someone.
I got the worst seat on the plane,
Bladders full, my back's a pain,
Next time I have somewhere to go,
Think I'll ride my bicycle.
I can't go to sleep, 'cause the pillow's too damn awkward,
So I try to watch the movie, but it starred Kevin Costner.
Earphones hurt my head, and the reading lamp was dead,
Then the pilot said Turbulence is on the way.
My food try was now on my lap,
The old lady beside me had a heart attack,
Children screamed so loud I thought my skull would crack,
Buisness man turned blue, blew up on my back!
I got the worst seat on the plane,
Time I land I'll be insane,
My legs are startin to go numb, and,
I just wanna kill someone!
I got the worst seat on the plane,
Bladders full, my back's a pain
Next time I have somewhere to go,
Think I'll just rent the video!
After seven hours I can take no more.
So I try to open the Emergency door,
But the flight attendant, tackled me to the floor,
She said Go back to your seat dear.
I said I'd rather get off here.
I got the worst seat on the plane,
I think I am now insane,
My legs are both completely numb, and,
I want to kill everyone!
I got the worst seat on the plane,
Bladder's full, my back's a pain.
The next time I get Wonderlust,
I think that I'll just take the bus.
I got the worst seat on the plane,
Got the worst seat on the plane,
Gottheworstseatontheplane!
I got the worst seat on the plane (Yeah!)
Got the worst seat on the plane (Yeah!)
Fellas I got the worstseatonthepla-a-ane!
The Worst Seat On The Plane
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A Man Has Needs A Manly Song A Night On Dildo A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Assumption Song Baby Poo Big Box Store Big Fat Road Manager Billy Themepark Shark Billy, The Themepark Shark Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Bottle Of Booze Boy Band Canada Sucks Canada's Really Big Canada's Really Big Car Full Of Pain Car Of Pain Carrot Juice Is Murder Celine Dion Cellphone Vigilante Christmas Blues Christmas Hangover Christmas In Ignace Christmas Is Almost Here Christmas Sucks Christmas Turkey Blues Christmastime Cows With Guns Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Dangerous Dog Food Woman Dog Named Bob Don't Go Into Politics Don't Go Into Politics Drink With Me Forgive Us We're Canadian Fuzzy Dice Goin' Huntin' Going Hunting Great To Be A Nerd Having Fun Is Bad For You Head In The Freezer Heimlich Maneuver History is Made By Stupid People Horizon Hot Dog Song I Am Cow I Am Cow!!!! I Am Not American I Got Fingers I pulled my groin I Ran Away I Want To Look Like Arnold I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Idiot Road If I Were Prime Minister Jesus' Brother Bob Jesus' Brother Bob Johnny Came Home Headless Kill The Dog Next Door Killer Robots From Venus Let There Be Guns Let's Go Bowling Let's Go Bowling Life On The Road Log In To You Login To You Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts Losing Hair Under God Malcolm Me Like Hockey Me Like Hockey! Mounted Animal Nature Trail Mrs. Catto My Neighbour's Learning Saxophone My Voice Is Changing New Car Smell No Sale/no Store No Sale\/No Store Oh God, I'm Santa Claus Oh God, I'm Santa Claus! Oh God, I'm Santa Claus Particle Board Proud T O Be A Banker Proud To Be A Banker Proud To Be Canadian Really Scary Rippy The Gator Rocks and Trees Sam, The Guy From Quincy Santa Got Arrested Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass Scary Ned Sex, Drugs, and RRSP Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's She Talks During Movies Shipwreck Balladeer Song Inside My Head Sponges Stalker Girl Steel Drivin' Man Steel Drivin' Man The Assumption Song The Ballad Of Dan The Beer Song The Canada Song The Canadian Crisis Song The Christmas Song The Coffee Song The Credit Song The Fishing Song The Gaelic Song The Golf Song The Happy Happy Birthday Song The Hockey Song The Last Saskatchewan Pirate The Last Sensitive Cowboy The Me Song The Monkey Song The Mountie Song The Same Christmas Cake The Scotsman The Toronto Song The War of 1812 Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Tokyo Love Song Toronto Sucks Trichinosis Trip To Greece TV Weather Guy Vincent The Christmas Virus Waiting to Sell Out Wayne Gretzky Rocks We Are the Beaver William Shakespeare's In My Cat William Shakespeare's In My Cat Winnebago Wolfe Island Ferry Wong's Chinese Buffet Wong's Chinese Buffet
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