Proud To Be A Banker
Arrogant Worms

I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
'Cause I get to play with other people's money
I'm having a lousy day
I burn my toast and spill my coffee
on my best shirt. So I had to change and then
I'm late for work. So I rush into the meeting
where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
and I don't really give a damn
but I don't have another job
and so I lie and say
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
'Cause I get to talk to stimulating people
I open up my mail
hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank
saying that I have only 20 hours to go
to contribute to my RRSP for this tax year
so I run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup
and I'm yelling and I'm screaming
and I'm not wearing any pants ha ha ha ha
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
'Cause I get to screw with other people's lives
I took out 40 bucks
from the automatic teller. It told me
that I couldn't 'cause I just had 10
but that can't be 'cause I just got paid on Friday
so I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup
and I'm talking to the teller
she says Wait I'll get your last month's statement
She comes back in 7 hours
says I've got some interest charges and a cheque from Uncle Bill
that bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that
and for the box I never opened and I don't have overdraft protection
and I think I'll die before I pay off all that I owe and I don't even
own a car
I'm pleased to be a banker
I'm proud to be a banker
I'm pleased to be a banker
'Cause I get to play with other people's money
(HE'S A BANKER)
Would you please endorse this cheque?
(HE'S A BANKER)
Do you have any assets?
(HE'S A BANKER)
You should buy you shouldn't rent
(HE'S A BANKER)
The cheque will cost you fifty cents
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)


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  A Man Has Needs   A Manly Song   A Night On Dildo   A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo   Assumption Song   Baby Poo   Big Box Store   Big Fat Road Manager   Billy Themepark Shark   Billy, The Themepark Shark   Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah   Bottle Of Booze   Boy Band   Canada Sucks   Canada's Really Big   Canada's Really Big   Car Full Of Pain   Car Of Pain   Carrot Juice Is Murder   Celine Dion   Cellphone Vigilante   Christmas Blues   Christmas Hangover   Christmas In Ignace   Christmas Is Almost Here   Christmas Sucks   Christmas Turkey Blues   Christmastime   Cows With Guns   Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day   Dangerous   Dog Food Woman   Dog Named Bob   Don't Go Into Politics   Don't Go Into Politics   Drink With Me   Forgive Us We're Canadian   Fuzzy Dice   Goin' Huntin'   Going Hunting   Great To Be A Nerd   Having Fun Is Bad For You   Head In The Freezer   Heimlich Maneuver   History is Made By Stupid People   Horizon   Hot Dog Song   I Am Cow   I Am Cow!!!!   I Am Not American   I Got Fingers   I pulled my groin   I Ran Away   I Want To Look Like Arnold   I'm The Only Gay Eskimo   Idiot Road   If I Were Prime Minister   Jesus' Brother Bob   Jesus' Brother Bob   Johnny Came Home Headless   Kill The Dog Next Door   Killer Robots From Venus   Let There Be Guns   Let's Go Bowling   Let's Go Bowling   Life On The Road   Log In To You   Login To You   Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts   Losing Hair Under God   Malcolm   Me Like Hockey   Me Like Hockey!   Mounted Animal Nature Trail   Mrs. Catto   My Neighbour's Learning Saxophone   My Voice Is Changing   New Car Smell   No Sale/no Store   No Sale\/No Store   Oh God, I'm Santa Claus   Oh God, I'm Santa Claus!   Oh God, I'm Santa Claus   Particle Board   Proud T O Be A Banker   Proud To Be Canadian   Really Scary   Rippy The Gator   Rocks and Trees   Sam, The Guy From Quincy   Santa Got Arrested   Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass   Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass   Scary Ned   Sex, Drugs, and RRSP   Sex, Drugs, and RRSP's   She Talks During Movies   Shipwreck Balladeer   Song Inside My Head   Sponges   Stalker Girl   Steel Drivin' Man   Steel Drivin' Man   The Assumption Song   The Ballad Of Dan   The Beer Song   The Canada Song   The Canadian Crisis Song   The Christmas Song   The Coffee Song   The Credit Song   The Fishing Song   The Gaelic Song   The Golf Song   The Happy Happy Birthday Song   The Hockey Song   The Last Saskatchewan Pirate   The Last Sensitive Cowboy   The Me Song   The Monkey Song   The Mountie Song   The Same Christmas Cake   The Scotsman   The Toronto Song   The War of 1812   The Worst Seat On The Plane   Things Are Looking Bad For Santa   Tokyo Love Song   Toronto Sucks   Trichinosis   Trip To Greece   TV Weather Guy   Vincent The Christmas Virus   Waiting to Sell Out   Wayne Gretzky Rocks   We Are the Beaver   William Shakespeare's In My Cat   William Shakespeare's In My Cat   Winnebago   Wolfe Island Ferry   Wong's Chinese Buffet   Wong's Chinese Buffet

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