Cows With Guns
Arrogant Worms

Fat and docile, big and dumb

They look so stupid, they aren't much fun

Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die

Die to be et at the hamburger fry

Cows well done


Nobody thunk it, nobody knew

No one imagined the great cow guru

Cows are one


He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal

He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal

Cow Tse Tongue


He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred

He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd

Cow doldrums


He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die

Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high

Bad cow pun


But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate

Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate

Cows are bummed


He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy

No one suspected he was packing an Uzi

Cows with guns


They came with a needle to stick in his thigh

He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye

Cow well hung


Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door

Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor

Run cows run!


He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay

We are free roving bovines, we run free today


We will fight for bovine freedom

And hold our large heads high

We will run free with the Buffalo, or die

Cows with guns


They crashed the gate in a great stampede

Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed

Cows have fun


Sixty police cars were piled in a heap

Covered in cow pies, covered up deep

Much cow dung


Black smoke rising, darkening the day

Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way


We will fight for bovine freedom

And hold our large heads high

We will run free with the Buffalo, or die

Cows with guns


The President said enough is enough


These uppity cattle, its time to get tough

Cow dung flung


The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief

Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef

Cows on buns


The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed

They mooed their last moos,

they chewed their last hay

Cows out gunned


The order was given to turn cows to whoppers

Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers

But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers


Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers


We will fight for bovine freedom

And hold our large heads high

We will run free with the Buffalo, or die

Cows with guns


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