No Meat
Stephen Lynch

Vegan living, so healthy and clean
So much brown rice, so many mung beans

And no meat
Not one bite of meat
Juicy meat
Succulent meat.

Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl
Id blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah Id blow a goat for some bacon, right now

You eat your southern fried chicken
And Ill just have fruit
Hows that T-bone?
No really, its cool
Ill just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chick peas
Kill me please

Im tired of hummus
And bulgur wheat
Tofurkey tofuck yourself
I want some meat
I respect every creature the birds and the bees
Well Id eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
Believe me Id fuck up that Whopper with cheese

(Whoa)alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix
Mmm what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
Id rather eat a hobos asshole
Yeah Id rather eat a hobos asshole

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